1、唐伯虎点秋香英文剧本改编版Flirting Scholar唐伯虎点秋香 Act 1地点：A river side, on the street人物：两女子、四大才子、如花、华夫人、四香、两家丁、两狗仔队 迈克尔杰克逊音乐响起，四大才子身着西装，舞蹈上场。舞蹈完毕：一女子： Go and have a look.(两女子小跑到四大才子斜侧痴情的看着四大才子：Ladys and gentlemen,we are the Four Scholars . 从左到右：祝掐腰叼烟样，文抱手样，唐扇子遮脸坏笑样， 周拿枪耍酷样，众女子倾倒祝枝山： 从后背掏出扇子We come here for a tour
2、.Thats why thegirls are thatcrazy.文征明： Pals,why not has a poem competition?走出来邀请三人祝： Very good idea!Why dont you start first? Brother Wen bin. 做请他人样周文斌： l am the best in this field.There are many geese under the mountain.顺手指河文征明： They rushed down to the river.顺手指河祝： Lets roast a goose.顺手指河唐： After r
3、oasting, youd better go home for a screw.三人： Good, very good. Very good!三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑祝： There is something attractive.See, there is a beauty on the bridge. 指向原不远处，泰坦尼克号音乐响起，如花缓缓走过She seems to be lonely.Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.To let us learn from you!唐： Well.周文斌： lts the we
4、lfare for your friends, so?唐： l am glad to demonstrate it.三人： Go.唐： Miss.如花： Whats the matter?一回头，竟是如花！唐伯虎吃惊样并伴随呕吐感， 苦笑回头看其他三人三人： Go, go.唐： May l put my head on your shoulder?如花： ls it OK?No,l am a girl, a decent girl.大惊小怪的说出唐： l know, l want to make my friends happy, thats all.ln fact, l am Tong Pa
5、k-Fu.正经样如花： So what?l dont know you.l will shout for help if you dont leave me alone.唐： How about paying you 1 tael?掏出一块钱如花： 1 tael?Who do you think l a.m.?Make it ten.伸手不屑样唐： Thats too expensive, why dont you rob?如花： Right, l am robber.Give me all your money.两人乱打，最后如花 被唐伯虎打落河中三人： Whats wrong?赶到桥上Wh
6、ats the matter?文征明： No need to punch her like that?唐： Robber! lts a ladyboy!三人： Ladyboy?祝： l love it. Hold it.眼睛往上挑一下，祝枝山将折扇递给文斌， 跳入河中文征明： Damn it. He is being the first to!华夫人带众人去拜神春香： Look, so many people!四香排队而出夏香： Yes, its crowded.春夏香左顾右盼，其后再跟两个男家丁 身着西装戴墨镜华夫人： Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up.唐： He
7、ave yourselves.Whats going on?文征明： Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping. 用头指向华，狗仔队两人上拍照周文斌： The maids are all pretty,especially Qiu-xiang.唐： Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?文斌,征明：Look! That way.三人： Qiu-xiang.秋香回首一笑唐： Damn, she is not pretty at all.周文斌： You know,pretty woman is lik
8、e flowers.Youll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.Look once more.三人： Pretty woman!其他三香回首皆成丑女衬托唐： Woo, she is really pretty!Lets go in the temple together.To look for fun!醉样Act 2地点：West Gate of Huas house人物：唐伯虎、春香、惨人、秋香唐： Cheap man!A brand new cheap man for sale.Come and have alook
9、!Im so poor!身挂一小招牌，哭喊状春香和秋香出门春香： Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?But its not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.(嫌弃样唐： l dont want, too.Why dont you be merciful, buy me please.春香： What a pity?We need a workman indeed, why not.这时又来了 一个人，身挂一大招牌，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨惨人： l am poor, l want to
10、sell myself to bury my whole family!唐： Kidding?!惨人： Be merciful,my family died last night.l am sick with tuberculosis too, why not buy me?May be, Ill cut half price!伸手乞求样秋香： He is miserable;why not buy him to be our workman?春香： 哭So, buy him.唐： Lady, first come first serve, l come first.秋香： lts not a
11、 matter of priority.春香： Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.l do want to help you, but its difficult for me to buy two.唐： But, l am miserable too.哭春香： Then show me how miserable you are.唐： Well, l.See how dirty are my fingernails?lts miserable, right?惨人
12、： 惨人从背后掏出一只狗痛哭Wong Cai, dont die! Dont die.You have followed me for a long time,youre so good to me.But l have never given you sufficient food.l am damn sorry.唐： 唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂Watch out!春香一退，将蟑螂踩死了。 悲哀欲绝Xiao qiang, how are you?Dont die, Xiao qiang, dont die.We have suffered for such a long time,l treated
13、 you as my relative.How can you leave me like this春香： Sister Qiu-xiang, they are both miserable,whatll we do?秋香： Lets wait and see.惨人： 走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙 Damn! Brother! Wait.大喊苦样Look at you, you look rich.Why not go home and make a poor look.first?Look at me, l am thin, and see the abscess on my hand! 对自己
14、身体比划l am really miserable than you.唐： Pal, dont challenge me.l hate to be challenged.惨人： So what?唐： Are you pushing me?惨人： l am miserable than you, so what?唐： Damn! Go to hell! 唐伯虎拿起一根木棒将自己的胳膊打断唐： See, my whole hand is broken.Who is miserable now?惨人： Dont go too far!唐： lts show-hand, so what?惨人： lll
15、 play with you.OK, l will show-hand too.拿起棍子砸自己的头， 血流如注Are you playing tricks with me?l dont want my life either,lets see how you can compete with me.Who is miserable? 说完， 倒地身亡唐： Bravo! You are really great. See you next time!春香： Hey, he is dead, l can buy you now.唐： Really?春香： Yes.唐： 5 taels more p
16、lease.春香： How can you raise your price suddenly?唐： l want to bury him, too.春香： What a good heart you have! Lets buy him.拿出银子秋香： Comeearly tomorrow morning.唐： Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑唐： Such a tempting smile!Mom, l have got it.兴奋Act 3地点：The backyard of Huas house人物：唐、秋、宁王、对穿肠、夺命、华二老、仆人 华
17、府，秋香窗外，唐伯虎身着西装唐独白：Oh,Qiuxian,your smile is so beautiful,You let me yearn,you let me crazy,you are the ideal wife in my heart!(醉样秋香： Hua an,why you are here?唐： I(Huaan)want to appreciate Qiuxiangs appearance.秋香： Boring! Why are there so many nonsense rubbishes in this world?唐： Mybe you misunderstand
18、me.(东成西就“i love you音乐响起，唐舞 蹈秋： 一盆水泼下Where is cold,where are you going.唐伯虎下，换古 装 独白l wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu，the only ideal man in this world！Only a romantic man.can write such romantic poem!The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden.There is a fairy of peach blossom.The fairy of peach blos
19、som planted the peach blossom trees.She traded the flowers for sweet wine.唐： 唐才子模样出场，寂寞沙洲冷过门 The furthest distance in the word Is not between life and death But wen I stand in front of you Yet you dont know that I love you(秋香把一物砸下来)秋香： You know I dont like Taigeer. 唐: (唐一手插腰，一手伸开Stop,kao please dont
20、 throw the things at me,its not a big thing I do it again. 寂寞沙洲冷接着响起) The people thought l was insane.But they dont really understand me.Cant you see the graves of the heroes?No flowers, no wine, but who cares? 秋香与才子模样的唐伯虎含情相望唐： l love this poem!I love you more.秋香： You recited the poem of Tong Pak-F
21、u.ln fact, its a kind of insult.唐： l couldnt help telling you the truth.Listen to me, l am Tong. Bo. Hu!(眼睛一下比一下亮)秋香： Tong Bo-Hu?吃惊、心喜样唐： So?秋香： You are really Tangbohu？唐： Qiuxiang, its me. 秋香走过来，含情默默相对，然后相拥一起，宁王来提亲某家丁 幕后：Milord,Madam,Ningwang is conming.(慌，音乐停)秋香： Oh terrible,what should we do,quic
22、kly,come into my room.(唐、秋下， 宁王、对穿肠、夺命书生上、华二老上宁王： (拱手向华二老作揖)Ha-ha-ha，Milord Hua and Madam Hua,hows it Going?华夫人： No things no come,what will you do today come here,Milord Ning?不 怀好口气宁王： My son will be engaged to Qiuxiang,are you ok？华夫人：Its not I disagree,but Qiuxiang had her lover.宁王： (生气样)Heng,howe
23、ver she thought,you must agree with me today.华夫人：After all,there is Huafu,you must do it as the rules of us.We can compete,if you win ,I would give Qiuxiang to you.宁王： Good,very good!坏笑对穿肠：双截棍音乐响起，对穿肠手持扇子胡乱比划，音乐停，众人目瞪口呆， 不知如何是好一丫鬟上把四个碗一双筷子摆上桌子，忐忑响起唐： 唐潇洒上场，用筷子敲碗，音乐完毕，对穿肠往后坐倒在地，抹抹袖 子爬起来对： What a smal
24、l potato!唐： What a big potato!对： you.you.you.(手捂胸口指向唐)唐： Damn.damn.damn.shame on you!(一声比一声大，带戏耍口气，对 穿肠再次坐倒在地，吐血)夺命书生：hi,baby,give me your life(对穿肠让开，说完跳出来，唐假装被吓往 后一跳)华夫人：Look out(一拍桌子，站了起来,跳出来推开唐ha-ha-ha,What a big tone! Good!As your wish,today is the time of your death! (音乐响起最后的抉择，华夺二人舞蹈，败下阵)音乐bea
25、utiful响起， 唐夺二人斗舞，完毕二人做亲吻状，唐顺势捂嘴坏笑，夺呕吐宁王： Oh,no,no,you had win today,remember,I will come back someday.(气急 败坏的下)唐华： See you.!(做再见样)Act 4地点：Huas house人物：四香、唐、华夫人、仆人、众人三香： 跳起，相当兴奋Huaan,you are so great ! 对望Tang bohu is so great！秋香： Bohu, are you alright?唐： l am fine, how about you?华夫人：Tong Pak-Fu, l ha
26、ve to thank you for saving our whole family.How can l reward you?唐： Madam, you are welcome, l have only one request.华夫人：l know it,you love Qiu xiang, right?l will marry her to you.唐： Bravo!唐秋二人相拥，快乐，秋香下华夫人：Tong bohu, although l promise to marry Qiu xiang to you,but on one condition.Choose Qiu xiang
27、among 4 brides.某家丁：读条款You should find her out before the incense is extinguished.On the following conditions:1st: Stand behind the yellow line to find out.2nd: The brides cant produce any noise.Otherwise, shell be fouled.3rd: Dont use anything.to touch the brides.Thats all.速度快华夫人： lf you cant find Q
28、iu xiang in time,then youll lose.Then, Qiu xiang will marry my sons.唐： Madam, please dont fool me.Be frank, l can swear! l love Qiu xiang whole-heartedly.Why do you fool me again and agian?华夫人： Nonsense,choose it!唐： Oh, my god.做出挑选新娘的动作,一准新娘身子动了动l know it.飞身将准新娘抱住唐： On time. Qiu xiang掀开准新娘的面具.You are so beautifulI love you!秋香： I love you ,too!(亲嘴样)众人： 做恭喜状congratulations.congratulations!唐： Qiuxiang,can you follow with me?秋香： Of course,its what I think for a long time.(海砍樵英文版众人边唱边 下，唐秋最后)唐： 唱walk.秋： 唱go. 教育之通病是教用脑的人不用手，不教用手的人用脑，所以一无所能。教育革命的对策是手脑联盟，结果是手与脑的力量都可以大到不可思议。
