1、三人英语话剧剧本三人英语话剧剧本 三人英语话剧剧本 Three Times Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧 B:白骨精（何平） B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: （摸出，递给S） S: Look,boss （凑近T）（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
2、E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T: （缩手）Ill keep it for you until we reach the west E: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: （递）Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!（坐）My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two w
3、ords once again,I will ,I will S: You will what（凶相）？ E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）。 S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey
4、 is away T: EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is？ S: Electric !I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: EmWukong, you are being more and more scientific! Emitofo, know
5、ledge is power! S: Bye!（走） T: Lets play cards!（三人开始打牌）音乐斗地主 B: Hm!Hm!Electric ?You are too childish.（变成B1） B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you? J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?（打出） B1: Double King! T: OhI win! Em，La
6、dy,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门） S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打） B1: （倒）Ah T: （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!（深呼吸） S: Oh,please dont T:Its too late!（唱）Once moreyou open the door（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱） S: Please,Please,oh,no（痛苦抱头） T: （呛住
7、，咳）Wukong,Im disappointed with you! B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!（变成太婆） B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡） S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2） E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（扶T） J: Look,（伸食指）how m
8、any? T:Two（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over!（变成B3） B3: （看到B1,B2尸体）Oh，my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!（哭喊） S: Ill kill you, monster!（打） T: （想阻止，未及）You,you（险些晕，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me se
9、e you,go! S: （悲，离去）（音乐，营造 假悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了 J: boss, brother Monkey is T: Dont mention that guy any more! B: （出现） Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘走） T: （惊）You are B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!（E,J去阻斗，被击退） B: （抓住T）Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha S: （悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,B
10、rother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I cant understandWhat happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: （沉默）Monkeys intuition（直觉） T: Wukong（S不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S仍不理）Im sorry（
11、小声） S: What? T: Im sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: Iamsorry（S 捂耳）（音乐响）敢问路在何方（这个放伴奏） （谢幕） A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X - Xiao Fei S - Shopkeeper D- - Doctor Li O- -Others （ O1, O2 O3 -） Ws - Wounded soldiers （ W1, W2,W3 -） H -He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- - Woman J - Japanese S
12、cene1 （ At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.） D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: （ Together） Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: Im all right. Theres no need to do so. （ W1 is about to fall down.） D: （Helps him up） Your leg discloses you! Let me hav
13、e a look. Ah, its going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isnt necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: （ Takes W2s temperature. ） So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three
14、 pills with warm water. What else can I do? Theres no medicine left. W3: Dont worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. Ill go and buy some medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run v
15、ery fast. The enemy cannot catch me. （ Just then, Xiao Fei es in.） X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But theres no medicine left. X: Thats why Im here. Ive e to fetch the list . Ill go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: （ Takes
16、off her gold ring.） Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I cant take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustnt go to other peoples hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X:
17、Dont worry. Ill manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 （ Music） （ Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes. When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman） W: Help! Help! H: You neednt cry. Theres nobody else here. Let me marry you an
18、d make yourself noble. W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you. H: Otherwise Ill kill you! （ He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives） X: Stop! Dont bully Chinese woman! H: Its none of your business! Go away. X:
19、I would rather stop you. （ H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull Hs leg. X knocks H down） X: （To W） Quick! Help me tie him up. W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid. X: It doesnt matter. Pull him into the corn fields. H: Please
20、 spare my life. I wont do that again （ W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.） X: Dont do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, theyll e. H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go. X: Let you go? Youll continue to kill and bully Chinese! （ X puts his socks into Hs mouth.） Wait here . And lend me you
21、r pass and bike. Dont try to run away. （They go down.） Scene 3 （Music） （X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along） J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass. X: Here you are! J1 & J2: （ After reading it.） Hi! Salute. （ They Salute.） （ X goes through the town gate and after some time stops a
22、t a drug shop and knocks at the door.） S: Whos it? X: Its me, a customer. S: （To O1） Go to answer the door. O1: e in, please. You are the only customer for these days. S: What can I do far you? X: （ Hands him the pass.） We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list. S: Oh, so mu
23、ch medicine! Do you have enough money? X: Well send you the money in a few days time. Quick, this is order. （ Shows him his gun.） S: All right! All right! S: （ To O1） Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right . （ Hands it to X.） Here you are. X: I have to go now. Bye-bye. S: （ To O1） Quick! Close t
24、he door. O1: All right. （ He closes it.） S: （ Makes a telephone call.） Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick! （ X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone
25、call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.） J3: O
26、h, here he is! js: （Together） Dont move! Hands up! H: Im sorry. Im not Eighth - J4: Tie him up. （ They tie him up and beat him.） H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army. J5: Dont listen to him. Hes lying. Put him in our car. Lets go. （They go down.） X: （X goes through the corn field and es up to a street
27、. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws e to wele him） D: Here es our hero. Ws: Congratulations. X: Thank you, everybody. （ The end ） L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁：旁白 旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语
28、，尤其擅长模仿马丁？路德？金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文I have a dream ）。祝英台一心梦想出guo，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文this is BBC）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵辞别。 L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and Ill miss you so much.! Z: I love you, too! Dont worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. Ill marry you a
29、s soon as Im back. Wait for me just for two years. L: Ill kiss you across the Pacific Ocean. Z: Ill kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo 旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋 。 L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang
30、 Shanbo. Im calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think youd better find a better girl. L: What? Pardon? Z: Because Ill get married. L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body. L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. Ill give you some color to see see. I
