1、功夫熊猫1完整版英文台词wordlegend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skillswere the stuff of legend.he travelled the landin search of worthy foes.i see you like to chew.maybe you should on my fist.the warrior said anythingfor his mouth was full.then he swallowed.and then he spoke.enough talk. lets figh
2、t.he was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind from over exposure to pureawesomeness.my eyes!hes too awesome!and attractive.how can we re-pay you?there is no charge for awesomeness.or attractiveness.it mattered not how many foes he faced.they were no match for his voracity.never before ha
3、d a pandabeen so feared and so loved.even the most heroic heroesin all of china the furious five.bowed in respect to this great master.we should hang out.agreed.but hanging out wouldhave to wait.cause when youre facing the tenthousand demons of demon mountain.there is only one thingthat matters and
4、that.get up!youll be late for work.po.get up!hey po.what are you doing up there?ahh. nothing.monkey mantis crane viper tigress . roarrrr!ahh.po. lets go.youre late for ing!sorry dad.sorry doesnt make the noodles.what were you doing up there?all that noise?oh.nothing.just had a crazy dream.about what
5、? uh?what were you dreaming about?what was i.aah. i was dreaming about a.noodles.noodles?you were really dreaming about noodles?uhh. ya what else would i be dreaming about?oh careful.that soup is - sharp!oh. happy day.my son finally having the noodle dream.you dont know how longi have been waiting f
6、or this moment.this is a sign po.uh. a sign of what?you are almost ready to beentrusted with the secret ingredient . of my secret ingredient soup.and then you will fulfill your destinyand take over the restaurant.just as i took over from my fatherwho took over from his father.who won it from a frien
7、dover a game of mahjong.dad dad dad.it was just a dream.no it was the dream.wu xiang noodles.po broth runs through our veins.but dad didnt you everwanted to do something else?something beside noodles.actually when i was youngand crazy.i thought of running awayand learning how to make tofu.so why did
8、nt you?oh because it wasa stupid dream.can you imagine me making tofu?ha ha ha. tofu!no we all have our placein this world.my is here and yours is. i know is here.no its tables 2 and 12.service with a smile.well done students. if you were tryingto disappoint me.tigress you need more ferocity.monkey
9、greater speed.crane height. viper subtlety.mantis. master shifu.master shifu. what?it.its master oogway he wants to see you.master oogway you summoned me?is something wrong?why must something be wrongfor me to want to see my old friend?so nothing is wrong?well i didnt say that.you were saying?i have
10、 had a vision.tai lung will return.that is impossible.hes in prison.nothing is impossible.zeng fly to chordom prison.tell them to double the guards double the weapons.double everything.tai lung does not leavethat prison.yes master shifu.one often meets his destiny onthe road he takes to avoid it.we
11、have to do something. we cantjust have him march in the valley.and take his revenge.hell hell.your mind is like this watermy friend. when it is agitated. it becomes difficult to see.but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear.the dragons scroll.it is time.but who?who is worthy to be trust
12、edwith the secret to limitless power?to become the dragon warrior.i dont know.excuse me. sorry.oo.oo sorry.hey watch it po.sorry.aah. oop!sorry a thousand pardon.what?master oogway is choosinga dragon warrior today.everyone everyone go!get to the jade palace!one of the five is goingto get the dragon
13、s scroll.we have been waiting a thousandyears for this. just take the bowl!this is the greatest day in kung fuhistory! dont worry about it. just go!po! where are you going?to the jade palace.but youre forgetting your noodle car.the whole valley will be there andyou will sell noodle to all of them.se
14、lling noodles?but dad. you know i was kindof thinking maybe i.ya?i was kind of thinking maybe i.ahh.haa.?could also sell the bean buns.theyre about to go bad.thats my boy!i told you that dream was a sign.ya.im glad i had it.almost there.what?no!no! no!sorry po.well bring you back a souvenir.no ill b
15、ring me back a souvenir.its a historic day.isnt it master oogway?yes. the one i fearedi would not live to see.are your students ready?yes master oogway.now know this old friend.whomever i chose will not only bringpeace to the valley but also to you.let the tournament begin!no no no wait!im coming.he
16、y! open the door.let me in!citizens of the valley of peace.it is my great honourto present to you tigress viper crane monkey mantis.the furious five!ah.ah.ahh.theyre the furious five!aah.aah. ouch!warriors prepare!blast no quick po.ready for battle.the thousand tons of fire!ho.ha.howw!wow. look at t
17、hat!hey! get out of the way!uhh.oh.ohh!ah.ah.aah!hiyaah.ouch!and finally master tigress.believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet.i know!master tigress faces iron armsand its blades of death.i sense the dragon warrioris among us.citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now chooset
18、he dragon warrior.hah.butta.no no no wait!yaa.ahh.ha.ha.haah!ha.ha.haah.po! what are you doing?what does it looklike im doing?stop! stop!im going to see the dragon warrior.but i dont understand you finally have the noodle dream.i lied.i dont dream about noodles dad.i love kung fu.uuu!oh come on son.
19、lets get back to work. 1 1 heay.okay.ahh.aahh.aah.po!.heay.heay.hey.oh.somebody.oh. whats going on?. where?why are you pointing.?oh. okay. sorry. i just wantedto see who the dragon warrior was?how interesting?master are you pointing at me?him.who?you.me?the universe has broughtus the dragon warrior.
20、what? what?what? what!stop wait.who told you to.master oogway wait.that crabby panda cant possiblybe the answer to our problem.you were about to appoint the tigress.and that thing fell in front of her.that was just an accident.there are no accidents.forgive us master.we have failed you.no. if the pa
21、nda has not quit bymorning then i would have failed you.wait wait wait!i bring a message from master shifu.what? double the guard.extra precautions.your prison may not be adequate?you doubt my prison security?absolutely not!shifu does.im just the messenger. 1 1 1 1 ill give you a messagefor your mas
22、ter shifu.escape from chordom prisonis impossible.impressive isnt it?yes very impressive.it is very impressive.one way in.and one way out.one thousand guardsand one prisoner.yes except that prisoner is tai lung.take us down.ahh.ahh.ahh.ahhoh.oo.oh.oh my.behold tai lung.ill umm.ill justwait right her
23、e.its nothing to worry about.its perfectly safe.both posts.at the ready.hey tough guy.did you hear.oogway is finally going to givesomeone the dragon scroll.and its not going to be you.what are you doing?dont get him mad.what is he going to do about it?ive got him completely immobilised.haa.haa.haa.h
24、aa!oh.did i step onthe wooly kiddys tail?im gonna. ive seen enough.im gonna tell shifu that hehas nothing to worry about.no he doesnt.okay ill tell him that.hmm.can we please go now?oh. wait a second.i think there has beena slight mistake.err.everyone seemsto think im err.ahh.the sacred hall of warr
25、iors.no way.look at this place.master flying-rhinos armour.with authentic battle damage!wow.the sword of heroes.said to be so sharp you can cutyourself just by looking . aah!.oww!the invisible dragon of destiny.uuhhs. ive only seen paintingsof that painting.aah.ah.ha.ha.ha.heeyah.yah. aah.ah.ah.noo.
26、! ho.oh oh oh.the legendary urn of whispering warriors.said to contain souls of theentire tenshu army.hello?have you finished sightseeing?sorry. i should havecome to see you first.my patience is running thin.ohh?well. i mean its not likeyou are going anywhere.you turn around.sure.hey how is it going
27、?how do you get .master shifu!. ooh!.ohh.whooo.someone broke that.but im going to fix it.i.do you have some glue.whooo.aah.ouch.ooo!ive a splinter.so you are the legendary dragon warrior?hmm.ahh i guess so?wrong!you are not the dragon warrior.you will never be the dragon warrior. until youve learned
28、 the secretof the dragon scroll.wow.so.how does this work?do you have a ladder?a trampoline or.?umph.you think it is that easy?that im just going to hand youthe secret to limitless power?no! i.one must first master the highestlevel of kung fuand that is clearly impossibleif that one is someone like
29、you.someone like me?yes!look at you!this fat blob. flabby arms.those are sensitive.in the flabby parts.and this ridiculous belly.hey.whooo.and utter disregard for personal hygiene.now wait a minute.thats a little uncalled for.dont stand that close. i can smell your breath.listen oogway said that i was the.uh. the wushi finger hold.never. master shifu dont.haa.oh. you know this hold?developed by master wushi in the rd dynasty.
