1、ve got the money, 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag?贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？ What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。 The yellow one with the money in it.装钱那包，黄包。 Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里
2、还有钱吗？ Let me see. （Fumbling） only 70-plus yuan. 兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。 Heres 400 more.我还有400。行，够了。 Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。 Its ok. Waiter! 赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员！（小沈阳上）（Shenyang, the waiter, enters.） Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street .小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副
3、产品。re your customers. Dont we look like it?不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊？（翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞） oh yeah yeah yeah .是的是的。 this is an important meal here, miss.我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。Shenyang Im not a miss ,Im a man ,a real man from the inside out.妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。 Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。 See,
4、 its no skirt but Capri pants .its mens wear in Scottish style. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。 Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy,
5、were gonna have a important guest here in a minute. You must do you best.行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。 No problem.呃，没问题。 How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱？ About 10,000 to 20,000.得一、两万的。 What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow?一、两万？啊，那啥，有
6、没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账？ Are you IOU?打白条儿啊？ Not that. Ive got the money anyway. Take this.不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。 Whats it?啥意思？ A tip for you.小费。 You are handsome, sir - you look cool!妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。 thatok . but you are not get it for nothing. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order exp
7、ensive food, you should stop me doing so.给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗？我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。 Like hows?咋兜呢？ Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear?既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得.太狠。我要点贵菜. Ill say sorry, this we dont have.我就说没有呗。 Youre smart. Come on boy
8、, 哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点.（从衣服里又拿出钱）Thank you谢谢。 Grandpa, Im hungry. 爷爷，我有点饿了。 How muchs a bowl of noodles?饿了？来碗面条。 78 yuan.呃，78一碗。 What noodles can be so expensive?啥面？这么贵。 Scottish sauced noodles.苏格兰打卤面。 Does the sauce cost much?是不是卤子贵？s free.卤不要钱。 Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste
9、is right. Tack it quack!那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。 It is no one to called before, sir.妈呀，没这么上过呀。 You think so only because I didnt show up here before. Now its time to make change.那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。 （to himself） If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have.这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。 （to Yadar） Listen here, Ya
10、dar. When Mr. Bi from CCTVs 星光大道 comes, you must show your best, OK?来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？Yadar:ok.好吧。Uncle zhao :s the best opportunity for you own future. Grandpas been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.这是个绝好的机会，爷爷我已经培养你40年了。Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now.看我才多大呀？、 I prepared
11、 you daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗？ I can.我能！ That is my girl, good for you .（小沈阳再次上场.）s the sauce for you.给你的汤 （to Yadar） Eat this, so you wont be too hungry. Grandpa, its a
12、bit salty. （to Shenyang） Fetch her some water to drink. free water? of carouse.Shenyang：ok， wait a minute.（毕福剑上）（小沈阳扔掉手中的东西）非常滑稽 oh a oh a . You are that one ?you are.you are.you are Zhujun! Oh sorry.you are.you are you are Bai Yansong? Oh no. you areyou are Mr Bi ! Are you Mr. Bi? 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个.蒙住了
13、。朱军？不是朱军。白岩松？不是。老毕.你是毕老师吗？CCTV Manm Bi Fujian.毕福剑：我姓毕。henyang Come here everyone, its Mr. Bi here. 小沈阳 毕老师来了，快来人啊，毕老师来了。 Hi Hi HiWatch ever !干啥，吵吵巴火的？ Hes Mr. Bi.毕老师. I know, hes my guest.我知道，这就是我要请的客人。 Mr. Bi,can I take a picture with you?毕老师，你给我照个相呗！赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？ （to Shenyang） Wait, wait. （To
14、CCTV Man） Welcome, Mr. Bi. Nice to meet you.你好ve been wait you for a long time.我在这儿等半天了。 Thanks a lot really. You are?你好你好。请问您是.？ Are you looking for?你找谁？m looking for Zhao Tiezhu.我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。 ohYou got it. Heres his daddy .找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是. Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy. 赵铁柱是我爹。 Ho, Im Tiezhus daddy. Ar
15、ent you looking for a dad?我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗？ yes, daddy. oh no !Im looking for your son,Where is your son?爹.不是，我找您儿子。s at the township waiting for you. thery welcome you very warmly! theyve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里
16、布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。re the colors ?老哥，这花都什么颜色？ Theyre all in white and yellow. Soo beautiful!白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮。 What?/Why?为什么？re so excited.这不激动吗，你去了。 Lets go there, then.咱去乡里吧。Oh no! you know here is the best restaurant in 铁岭, How abut that?别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看
17、吧。 ohno on on on on on on !ve had my meal on the plane.别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。re my guest, so please follow me.那客随主便，好不好？给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。 Mir Bi ,take a photo with you ?毕老师，你不给照个相吗？毕老师。 （to Shenyang） Youre. a male waiter?你是男服务员？ Yup嗯哪。 hei hei heiYou looks so sweet, boy.长得挺委婉的。 I agree with you. haha.we a
18、re must be townee.来这边，我们一定是老乡。 Really?真的？ Arent you from Dalian?你不是大连人吗？ yes !.毕福剑 是的 oh !yeth ,now! look! he smiles like the last picture of your dead grandpa.Yadar, Say hello to your new grandpa.赵本山 .哎呀，这一笑，你看看，多像你姥爷临走那张照片。鸭蛋快认姥爷。 （kneeling down / with a kowtow） How do you do, grandpa. 姥爷好。 Dont,
19、please. Its Spring Festvial now, and I should have given you some gift money.别别别，起起.。大过年的，你要来这个，我得给你压岁钱了。no no no no no !Dont do that !lets have meal first.不用，不用。我们先吃饭吧。Uncle Zhao （清喉咙后） waiter ,give me the menu.服务员 yeth 你好（递菜单） Australian abalones, four.澳洲鲍鱼四只。 Sorry, no.对不起，没有。 Too expensive anywa
20、y. Lets move on down.算了，别点那么贵的。你往下来。 Lobsters of 2 kilos each.四斤的龙虾。对不起，没那么大的 Sorry, Itno big enough. What kind do you have?有多大的？ Half a kilo each.有一斤多的。 really have ?.有吗？ Yes we do. or no?有.还是没有啊？ Come on, boy, its you take care of things here. Dont you know what youve got and what not? （摸着口袋）Enoug
21、h money!这个.我跟你说，有没有，这是你开的店呢，你还不明白？这不差钱。 OH it no.哦.那没有。 Here is nothing to serve. Im angry . Wheres you boss? Get him here. 你这酒店怎么要啥啥没有呢？干什么玩意儿吃的？这毕老师容易来一趟？把你老板找来Sorry no!没有。You just get two words,yes !on! you boss !你就记住一个没有了，是不？老板。 OH. the boss is out.啊，老板哪？老板出去了。 Wheres he?上哪儿去了？I dont know!（语速快一点
22、）不知道。 What shall we eat, then?啥玩意儿呀你？你说吃啥呀？ Hi, Ittoo expensve.Just something homely,ok?来点儿家常便饭。民间的。ncle Zhao All right, A lovely little chicken boiled with mushrooms.民间的是吧？来民间的吧，孩子，来个小野鸡炖蘑菇。UShenyang sorry, no! Thats one you can have.赵本山：这个可以有。 Thats one we really dont have. 小沈阳：这个.真没有。 All right, you get it, Yadar. take it here. Lucky we didnt come with empty hands.我给你带来了啊，咱有。来，丫蛋，把这拿来。哎呀，多亏带来了。 No, buddy. Why bother yourself with every thing when coming to a restaurant?老哥. 你怎么下一趟饭店，材料都自己备？Uncle Zhao oh moey!（捡钱） er the truth is that thery have nothing,through with a lot of money.关键是这东
