1、唐伯虎点秋香10人左右英语话剧:Flirting Scholar （唐伯虎点秋香）Cast唐伯虎祝枝山文征明周文斌秋 香石 榴夏 香春 香冬 香如 花惨 人华夫人夺命书生仆人甲仆人水假死人华 文一女子围观者（数名）丑婢女（数名）假新娘（数名）仆人（数名）结束舞（全体）教育城外语网推荐更多：美文欣赏 英文剧本 Act 1地点：The backyard of Tangs house人物：唐伯虎，祝枝山，仆人甲，仆人水道具：文房四宝，鸡翅，2穿翅杈， 3桌子，1凳子，背景音乐旁白：唐伯虎，于明宪宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅时出世，故名唐寅，又因属虎，故又名唐伯虎。唐寅聪明绝顶，诗画双杰，位居江南四大才
2、子之首，为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像。（唐伯虎手执毛笔，用酱油刷鸡翅膀）仆人甲： Master, isnt one dish of soy enough?唐伯虎： Slowly, please.仆人甲： Many people come for your paintings, why dont you bother?唐： I have no mood to draw. Give them two more baskets of rubbish, thats it.仆人甲：Yes. （出门时在门中碰见祝枝山）Mr. Zhu.祝枝山：Ah, Brother Tong.唐伯虎：Hey, Brother
3、 Zhu.祝：Help, Brother Tong.唐：l think you must have lost all you money again.祝：You understand me so well.唐：Among the Four Scholars, everyone knows you love gambling.Having no money, to live comfortably, it is your motto, right?祝：You are flattering me! Youre born to be a free-liver. In fact, you are mu
4、ch more luckier than me.唐： But. you lose so much money per every two days, and you come to seek help from me after losing money, l dont think l can help you forever.祝： Sure! Because of that, l tried to risk for the last time.But l lost the money which l could earn till my death.Thats 300,000 taels.S
5、o, l have to beg you to draw 30 paintings.in order to save my life.唐： l see, I see.Shui, go out first.仆人水： Yes, master.唐： Damn you, dont you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings?No way!祝： Please! lts my fault,l am now begging you to forgive me.Also, l always help you to sell your paintings wh
6、ich make you get rich!Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,They want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.Otherwise, theyll kill me! Will you help me or not?唐： One hour? Well, since you are my brother,l will write your lament for your funeral.Say, A bastard or A scumbag, which one
7、do you like?Choose between these two.祝： Pak Fu, dont be that mean to me.l swear if l gamble again, let me marry with the worst woman, ls it OK?唐： You made such worst oath!OK, l will save you for the last time.Man, give me the stationery.祝： You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!（唐伯虎作画）祝： Wow! It
8、 is pretty good!Act 2地点：A river side, on the street人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，围观者，四香，石榴，华夫人，丑婢女道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。一女子：Look, the Four Scholars are over there.（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）一女子：Go and have a look,祝枝山：We come here for a tour.Thats why the girls are that crazy.文征明：Pals, why not ha
9、s a poem competition?祝：Very good idea!Why dont you start first? Brother Wen bin.周文斌：l am the best in this field.There are many geese under the mountain.文征明：They rushed down to the river.祝：Lets roast a goose.唐：After roasting, youd better go home for a screw.三人：Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）祝：
10、There is something attractive.See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.To let us learn from you!唐：Well.周文斌：lts the welfare for your friends, so?唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.三人：Go.唐：Miss.如花：Whats the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）三人：Go,
11、go.唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, thats all.ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.如花：So what?l dont know you.l will shout for help if you dont leave me alone.唐：How about paying you 1 tael?如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a
12、.m.?Make it ten.唐：Thats too expensive, why dont you rob?如花：Right, l am robber.Give me all your money.（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）三人：Whats wrong? （赶到桥上）Whats the matter?文征明：No need to punch her like that?唐：Robber! lts a ladyboy!三人：Ladyboy?祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）文征明：Damn it. He is being the fir
13、st to!（华夫人带众人去拜神）春香：Look, so many people!夏香：Yes, its crowded.华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,四大才子：Heave yourselves.Whats going on?某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?文斌,征明：Look! That way.三人
14、：Qiu-xiang.（秋香回首一笑）唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.Youll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.Look once more.三人：Pretty woman!（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）唐：Woo, she is really pretty!Lets go in the temple together.To look for fun!Act 3地点：West Gate of Hua
15、s house人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，惨人，假死人道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。唐：You cant move no matter what happens! OK?假死人：Take it easy! Leave It to Me（假死人躺在车上装死）唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.Come and have a look! Im so poor!（石榴和秋香出门）石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury y
16、our dad?But its not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.唐：l dont want, too.Why dont you be merciful m:siful仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的buy me please.石榴：What a pity （怜悯同情遗憾）? We need a workman indeed, why not.（这时又来了一个人，推着木车，车上躺着六个死人，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨）惨人：l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!唐：K
17、idding?!惨人：Be merciful, my family died last night.l am sick withtuberculosis tju:,b:kjulusis 肺结核；结核病too, why not buy me? May be, Ill cut half price!秋香：He is miserable mizrbl悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?石榴：（哭）So, buy him.唐：Lady, first come first serve, l come first.秋香：lts not a matt
18、er of priority prairti优先；优先权；优先次序；优先考虑的事.石榴：Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.l do want to help you, but its difficult for me to buy two.唐：But, l am miserable too.石榴：Then show me how miserable you are.唐：Well, l.See how dirty are my fingernails?lts mis
19、erable, right?（惨人的小狗突然死去）惨人：（痛哭）Wong Cai, dont die! Dont die.You have followed me for a long time, youre so good to me.But l have never given yousufficient sfiSnt 足够的；充分的 food.l am damn dm可恶的 sorry.唐：（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）Watch out!（悲痛欲绝）Xiao qiang, how are you?Dont die, Xiao qiang, dont
20、die.We have suffered for such a long time,l treated you as my relative.How can you leave me like this石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang, they are both miserable, whatll we do?秋香：Lets wait and see.惨人：（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）Damn! Brother! Wait.Look at you, you look rich. Why not go home and make a poor look first? Look at me
21、, l am thin, and see the abscess bsis脓肿；脓疮On my hands!l am really miserable than you.唐：Pal, dont challenge tlind向挑战 me. l hate to be challenged.惨人：So what?唐：Are you pushing me?惨人：l am miserable than you, so what?唐：Damn! Go to hell（）去死啦! （唐伯虎拿起一根木棒将自己的胳膊打断）唐：See, my whole hand is broken.Who is misera
22、ble now?惨人：Dont go too far!唐：lts show-hand, so what?惨人：lll play with you.OK, l will show-hand too.（拿起棍子砸自己的头，血流如注）Are you playing tricks with me?l dont want my life either, lets see how you can compete with me.Who is miserable? （说完，倒地身亡）唐：Bravo ,br:vu,喝彩，好极了! You are really great. See you next time!
23、石榴：Hey, he is dead, l can buy you now.唐：Really?石榴：Yes.唐：5taels teil 两；银more please.石榴：How can you raise your price suddenly?唐：l want to bury him, too.石榴：What a good heart you have! Lets buy him. （拿出银子）秋香：Come early tomorrow morning.唐：Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.（秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑）唐：Such a tempting tempti吸引人
24、的；诱惑人的smile!Mom, l have got it.Act 4地点：The backyard of Huas house人物：唐伯虎，四香道具：1诗集， 1扇子， 2凳子，1桌子旁白：三香在放风筝，唯独秋香在看唐伯虎诗集。冬香：Higher! Make it higher! lts funny.夏香：Look, its high, its so high.春香：Qiu xiang, come here, lets play together!秋香：You play it!（手拿诗集，继续看）（唐伯虎在旁边作偷看状）唐：Qiuxian 秋香：Hua an, why you are he
25、re?唐：Qiuxiang is as beautiful as flower，so many girls are cling to him.I (Hua an) want to appreciate Qiuxiangs appearance.秋香：Boring! Why are there so many nonsense rubbishes in this world?l wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu the only ideal man in this world！Only a romantic man.can write such romantic poem!The t
26、emple is located inside the peach blossom garden.There is a fairy of peach blossom.The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees.She traded the flowers for sweet wine.唐：（唐才子模样站到桌上）The people thought l was insane.But they dont really understand me.Cant you see the graves of the heroes?No
27、 flowers, no wine, but who cares?（秋香与才子模样的唐伯虎含情相望）唐：l love this poem!秋香：You recited the poem of Tong Pak-Fu.ln fact, its a kind of insult.You are not qualified to recite his poem。唐：l couldnt help telling you the truth.Listen, l am Tong. Bo. Hu!秋香：Tong Bo-Hu?唐：So?秋香：You are really Tangbohu唐：Qiuxiang,
28、 its me.（秋香走过来，含情默默相对，然后相拥一起）唐：Qiuxiang, tomorrow well go to the lake in boat, OK?秋香：Bohu, no! You are the enemy of madam hua, I afraid that she would know. Then she will kill you.唐：So long as I can stay with you, I dont be afraid.秋香：No! I dont let you die.唐：Dont be afraid. With me! We could sneak o
29、ut.秋香：OK! 唐：We meet in my backyard, no see no go.（从远处传来华夫人的骂人声）秋香：Bohu! You leave quickly, madam hua is coming.唐：Qiuxiang, see you tomorrow.Act 5地点：The backyard of Huas house, The street market人物：唐伯虎，秋香，华夫人，数名仆人，数名市民，数名小摊贩道具：1珠钗，1扇子，桌子，兵器（仆人用）（唐伯虎在后院里徘徊）唐：Qiuxiang, I know you would come.秋香：I cant be out so long, madam Hua will know.唐：Be at ease, I am here.（唐伯虎与秋香来到了集市）（秋香拿起一支珠钗） 秋香：Wow, so beautifu
