1、迷h喝ji九ku口。h喝b罢ji九ku口ji酒，yu又do倒ji九bi杯ji酒。ji九g迷dun端q起ji酒，gdnggdng“咕咚、咕咚”yu又ji九ku口。ji九bi杯ji酒，ji酒ji九ku口，h喝b罢ji九gzu迷醉le了ji酒。tinshng天上y一k颗xng星：ng天上y一k颗xng星，dxi地下ykui一块bng冰，w屋shng上y一zh只yng鹰，qing墙shng上y一pi排dng钉。titu抬头bjin不见tinshng天上de的xng星，pngpng乒乓pngpng乒乓踏碎地下的冰，啊嘘啊x嘘gnzu赶走le了w屋shng上de的yng鹰，x唏l哩x唏l哩bdio拔掉le
2、了qing上de的dhufi化肥：hi黑hui化肥f发hu灰,huhu灰化fi肥fhi发黑。i化肥fhi发黑b不f发hu灰,huhui肥f发hu灰b不fhi发黑。nbian南边li来g个loyzi老爷子，shu手l里n拿dizi碟子，dizi碟子l里zhung装qizi茄子，y一下pngshng碰上le了juzi橛子。d打le了dizi碟子，s洒le了qizi茄子，shuihui摔坏le了loyzi老爷子。s四h和sh十：四sh是s四,sh十sh是sh十，sh十四sh十四，ssh四十sh四十，shu谁nng能fnd分得qng清,qng请li来shysh试一试。gge哥哥ku挎kung筐gu过k
3、un宽gu沟，kui快gu过kun宽gu沟kn看gui怪gu狗，gung光ki怪gu狗gu瓜kung筐ku扣，gu瓜gn滚kung筐ku扣g哥gui怪gu狗。bbi八百biobng标兵bn奔bi北p坡，pobng炮兵bngpi并排bibin北边po跑，pobng炮兵p怕b把biobng标兵png碰，biobng标兵p怕png碰po炮。gge哥哥dd弟弟p坡qin前zu坐，p坡shng上w卧zhe着y一zh只鹅，p坡xili下流zhe着y一tio条h河，gge哥哥shu说：kunkun宽宽de的h河，d弟弟shu说：bibide白白的鹅。鹅yo要guh过河，h河yo要d渡是鹅gu过河，hish还
4、是h河dzu嘴shu说tu腿,tu腿shuzu说嘴，zu嘴shu说tu腿i爱potu跑腿，tu腿shuzu说嘴i爱mizu卖嘴。gung光dngzu动嘴b不dng动tu腿，gung光dng动tu腿bngzu动嘴，br不如b不chngtu长腿h和zu嘴。ji夹zhe着huch火车shng上pbo皮包。hutu回头y一kn看rn人yo咬gu狗。q拿起gu狗li来d打shtou石头，yu又p怕shtou石头yo咬zhushu着手。duntuti断头台do倒dio吊dun短dndo单刀，dit歹徒dngti登台tu偷dndo单刀，dui断头台t塌do盗dido跌倒，dudu对对dndo单刀dngdng
5、叮当dio掉。yu有g个xiohi小孩jio叫xiod小杜，shngji上街d打c醋yu又mi买b布。mi买le了b布，d打le了c醋，huu回头knjin看见yng鹰zhu抓t兔。fngxi放下b布，gxi搁下c醋，shng上qinq前去zhu追yng鹰h和t兔，fi飞le了yng鹰，po跑le了ts洒le了c醋，sh湿le了bsh树sh卧zh只hu猴，sh树xi下dn蹲tio条gu狗。hu猴tio跳xili下来zhung撞le了gu狗，gu狗fn翻qli起来yozh咬住hu猴，b是hu猴yo咬gu狗，h还是gu狗yo咬hu猴。i白b布bo包bi白gu果，bi白gu果hn恨b布，b布d打bi
6、白gu果d打b数字绕口令sunzo酸枣z子：shnshng山上zh住zhe着sn三lozi老子，shnxi山下zh住zhe着sn三xiozi小子，shnyo山腰zh住zhe着sng三哥sn三sozi嫂子。shnxi山下sn三xiozi小子，zho找shnyo山腰sng三哥sn三sozi嫂子，ji借sn三du斗sn三shng升sunzo酸枣z子，shnyo山腰sng三哥sn三sozi嫂子，jigi借给shnxi山下sn三xiozi小子sn三du斗sn三shng升sunzo酸枣z子。山下sn三xiozi小子，yu又zho找shnshng山上sn三lozi老子，jiu斗sn三shng升sunzo酸枣
7、z子，shnshng山上sn三lozi老子，hi还miyu没有sn三du斗sn三shng升sunzo酸枣z子，zhho只好do到shnyo山腰zho找sng三哥sn三sozi嫂子，gi给shnxi山下sn三xiozi小子ji借le了sn三dgunin过年shnxi山下sn三xiozi小子dxi打下sunzo酸枣z子，hi还le了shnyo山腰sng三哥sn三sozi嫂子，ling两g个sn三ddngshn登山：snyusn三月三，xio小sn三q去dngshn登山。shngshn上山yu又xishn下山，xishn下山yu又shngshn上山。dng登le了sn三c次shn山，po跑le了sn
8、三l里sn三。ch出le了yshnhn一身汗，sh湿le了sn三jin件shn衫。xio小sn三shnshng山上dshng大声hn喊：“l离tin天zhyu只有sn三ch尺sn三！”s司xio小s和shxiosh史小世：史小世，syur四月十四日十四时四十shng上j集市，s司xio小s四mi买le了s四十四jn斤sling四两x西hng红sh柿，sh史xio小sh世mi买le了sh十s四jn斤s四ling两x细cn蚕s丝。四yo要n拿sling四两xhngsh西红柿hun换shxiosh史小世sh十四jn斤sling四两xns蚕丝。shxioshns蚕丝b不hun换s司xio小s四四sh西
9、红柿。sxios司小四shu说w我s西红柿ky可以zngji增加yngyng营养fng防jnsh近视，shxiosh史小世shu说w我shns蚕丝ky可以zh织chu绸zh织dun缎yu又chus抽丝。xios石小四h和shxiosh史肖石：石小四，shxiosh史肖石，yng一同lido来到yulnsh阅览室。石小四nin年sh十四，shxiosh史肖石nin年s四十。十四de的sh石小四i爱kn看shc诗词，ni四十de的shxiosh史肖石n看bozh报纸。史肖石fxin发现le了ho好shc诗词，mng忙dgi递给ni石小四，ni石小四jin见le了ho好bozh报纸，m史肖石。li六
10、十六tuni头牛：六十六su岁de的l陆lotu老头，gi盖le了li六十六jin间lu楼，mi买le了li六十六lu篓yu油，yng养le了li头牛，zi栽le了li六十六k棵chuyngli垂杨柳。u油，du堆zi在liu楼；头牛，ku扣zhrn忽然yzhn一阵kungfng狂风q起，chudo吹倒le了liu楼，fndo翻倒le了liu油，zhn折断le了lingli垂杨柳，z砸s死le了li头牛，j急sh煞le了liu老头。i白lo老b八:i白lo老b八mnqin门前zi栽le了b八k颗bigush白果树，cng从bibin北边fili飞来le了b八g个bi白bgeer八哥儿bzh不知
11、zi在n哪zh住。i白lo老b八n拿le了b八g个b巴d达gner棍儿yo要d打b八gi白bgeer八哥儿，b八g个bgeer八哥儿fi飞shng上le了b八k颗b白果树，bzh不知dobi道白lo老b八n拿zh这b八gner棍儿d打zhe着le了b八gi白b八ge哥er儿，hi还sh是d打zhe着le了b八k颗bi白gu果sh树。ji酒hun换yu油：y一hlu葫芦ji酒jilingli九两六，y一hlu葫芦yu油lilingji六两九。lingji六两九de的yu油，yo要hun换jilingli九两六de的ji酒，jilingli九两六de的ji酒，bn换六两九的油。ni牛tu驮yjis
12、hji九十九t头牛，tu驮zhe着jishji九十九g个lu篓。mi每lu篓zhung装zhe着jishji九十九jn斤yu油。牛bi背yu油lu篓ni扭zhe着zu走，yu油lu篓m磨hui坏lu篓lu漏yu油，ji九sh十ji九jn斤y一g个lu篓，hi还shng剩li六sh十li六jn斤yn你shu说lu漏le了jshj几十几jn斤yu油？十h和s四：四，sh四sh十。m莫b把s四z字shu说chng成sh十，xi休jing将sh十zng成s四。ruyo若要fnqng分清s四十h十四，jngchng经常lin练shu说shw窝h和:gu锅shng上y一g个w窝，sh下yku一口gu锅，w窝dio掉xi下li来d打zhe着gu锅，w窝h和gu锅du都p破，gu锅yo要w窝pi赔gu锅，w窝yo要gu锅pi赔w窝，no闹le了bntin半天，bzh不知gi该gu锅pi赔w窝，h是w窝pi赔gu锅。
