六人行中英对照818 The One In Massapequa.docx
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六人行中英对照818TheOneInMassapequa
818TheOneInMassapequa
[Scene:
CentralPerk,everyoneisthere.]
Phoebe:
Oh,Ross,Mon,isitokayifIbringsomeonetoyourparent’sanniversaryparty?
Monica:
Yeah.
Ross:
Sure.Yeah.
Joey:
So,who’stheguy?
Phoebe:
Well,hisnameisParkerandImethimatthedrycleaners.
Chandler:
Oooh,didheputalittlestarchinyourbloomers?
(Sitsup)Whosaidthat?
Phoebe:
Yeah,he’sreallygreatthough.Hehasthisincrediblezestforlife,andhetreatsmelikeaqueen,exceptatnightwhenhetreatsmelikethenaughtygirlIam.
Monica:
(ToRoss)Oh,bytheway.WoulditbeokayifIgavethetoasttomomanddadthisyear?
Ross:
Uh,yeah,yousureyouwanttoafterwhathappenedattheir20th?
Monica:
Yeah,I’dreallyliketo.
Ross:
Okay,hopefullythistimemomwon’tbooyou.
Monica:
Yes!
EveryyearRossmakesthetoast,andit’salwaysreallymoving,andalwaysmakesthemcry.WellthisyearI’mgoingtomakethemcry.
Chandler:
AndyouwonderwhyRossistheirfavorite?
Monica:
No!
Really!
AnytimeRossmakesatoasteveryonecries,andhugshim,andpatshimonthebackandtheyallcomeuptomeandsay,"God,yourbrother."Knowwhatthey’llsaythisyear?
"God,you"
Joey:
WellIcanpromiseyou,atleastonepersonwillbecrying.(Pointstohimself)I’manactor,andanyactorworthhimselfcancryoncue.(snapsfingers)
Monica:
Reallyyoucandothat?
Joey:
Areyoukiddingme?
Watch!
(Makesfunnyfacestryingtocry)WellIcan’tdoitwithyouguyswatchingme!
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
ChandlerandMonica’s,they’regettingreadytoleavefortheparty.]
Chandler:
Whatareyoudoing?
Monica:
OhI’mworkingonmytoastfortheparty,orasIliketocallit.Sobfest2002.Heycheckthisout.(Handshimapicture.)
Chandler:
It’sadog.
Monica:
It’sadeaddog.That’sChi-Chi;shediedwhenIwasinhighschool.
Chandler:
It’syourparents’anniversaryandyou’regoingtotalkabouttheirdeadpet?
Monica:
Thegoodstuff,huh?
(Ross,Joey,andRachelenter)
Rachel:
Hi!
Ross:
Hey!
Joey:
Hey!
Monica:
Yougotapresentformyparents.That’ssosweet.
Joey:
Yeah,yeah,inhonoroftheir35thweddinganniversary,Ihadastarnamedafterthem.
Ross:
Awwthatissocool.
Joey:
AndIgotthemabookonKarmaSutrafortheelderly.
Rachel:
Hey,doyouguyshaveanyextraribbon?
Chandler:
Yeah,sure.Whatdoyouneed?
Wegotlace,satin,sateen,raffia,gingham,felt,(Pause)andIthinkmytestaclesmaybeinheretoo.
Ross:
(pickingupChi-Chi’spicture)Aww!
Chi-Chi!
Oh,Ilovedthisdog!
Y’knowMonicacouldn’tgetbracesbecauseChi-Chineededkneesurgery.
Monica:
What?
!
Ross:
Youwerethe200-pound11-year-oldwhorodeher!
(PhoebeandParkerenter)
Phoebe:
Hey!
All:
Hi!
Phoebe:
Everybody,thisisParker,Parkerthisis…
Parker:
No,no,nowait!
Don’ttellme.Letmeguess.(Pointsashesaystheirnames)Joey,Monica,Ross,Racheland,I’msorryPhoebedidn’tmentionyou.(Chandlermakesaface)Chandler,I’mkiddingallreadyyou’remyfavorite!
Chandler:
Ha!
Parker:
Whydon’tallofyoutellmealittleaboutyourself?
Ross:
Ah,actually,I’msorrywe-weprobablyshouldgetgoing.
Parker:
(laughs)ClassicRoss.Rachel,Rachel,ohhowyouglow.MayI?
(Putshandonherstomach)
Rachel:
I,uh,thinkyoualreadyare.
Parker:
Rachel,youhavelifegrowinginsideyou.Isthereanythinginthisworldmoremiraculousthan—Ohapictureofadog!
Whoseisthis?
Monica:
That’smyolddog.Hepassedawayyearsago.
Parker:
Ohwell,atleastyouwereluckytohavehim.Bow-wowoldfriend,bow-wow.Sowhere’stheparty?
Monica:
It’soutontheisland.It’sinMassapequa.
Parker:
Maaaassapequa,soundslikeamagicalplace.TellmeaboutMassapequa,isitsteepinNativeAmericanhistory?
{Transcriber’sNote:
InterestinglyAlecBaldwinwasborninMassapequa.}
Ross:
Well,thereisanArby’sintheshapeofatee-pee.
Monica:
Okay,Igotmynotecards.(ToChandler)Doyougotthepresents?
Chandler:
Yeah.
Monica:
AndI’vegotthecarkeys.
Parker:
We’redriving!
?
Monica:
Yeah.
Parker:
Aces!
(EveryoneexceptRossandRachelleave.)
Ross:
Souh,heseemslikeaniceguy.
Rachel:
Yeah,yeahIlikehimalot.
Ross:
Yawannahangbackandtakeourowncab?
Rachel:
Yeah,otherwiseI’mnotgoing.
[Scene:
TheAnniversaryParty,RossandRachelarearrivingandseehisparents.]
Mr.andMrs.Geller:
Hi
Ross:
Hi!
(Kisseshismom.)Heymom.
Rachel:
Thisissuchagreatparty!
35years.Veryimpressive,doyouguyshaveanypearlsofwisdom?
Mrs.Geller:
Jack?
Mr.Geller:
Whywouldyouservefoodonsuchasharpstick?
(Lookingatoothpick)
Ross:
That’sagoodquestion,dad.That’sagoodquestion…
Rachel:
Hmmm….
Woman:
(ToRossandRachel)Congratulationsyoutwo!
Rachel:
Thankyou…we’resoexcited
Woman:
Andalso,congratulationsonyourwedding.
Ross:
Wha—What?
Mrs.Geller:
Canwetalktoyouforjustay’know…It’sjustalittlething.Wellwethinkit’sabsolutelymarvelousthatyou’rehavingthisbabyoutofwedlock,someofourfriendsarelessopen-minded.Whichiswhywe’vetoldthemallthatyou’remarried.
RossandRachel:
What?
!
Mrs.Geller:
Thanksforgoingalongwiththis.
Ross:
Dadsowhatwehavetopretendthatwe’remarried?
Mr.Geller:
Son,Ihadtoshavemyearsfortonight.Youcandothis.
Ross:
Canyoubelievethat?
Rachel:
Yeah,ifyou’regoingtodotheears,youmightaswelltakeapassatthenosalarea.
Ross:
No,ushavingtolieaboutbeingmarried.
Rachel:
No,IknowIdon’teither,butyaknowwhat,it’stheirparty,andit’sjustonenight.Andwedon’tevenhavetolie;wejustwon’tsayanything.Ifitcomesupagain,we’lljust…smile.We’llnodalong.
Woman:
Ross!
Man:
Rachel!
Ross:
HiAuntLisa,UncleDan
AuntLisa:
Congratulationsonthebaby,andonthewedding
RossandRachel:
Hmmmm….
UncleDan:
Here’salittlesomethingtogetyoustarted.(Handsthemacheck)
Rachel:
Oh…
AuntLisa:
So,how’smarriedlifetreatingyou?
Rachel:
(lookingatthecheck)Unbelievable!
Ross:
Welovemarriage!
AuntLisa:
Great!
(TherestofthegangarrivesincludingParker.)
Ross:
Hey
Phoebe:
Hey!
Parker:
Whatabeautifulplace.Whatagreatnight!
Ihavetotellyou,beingherewithallofyouinEventRoomC…Ifeelsolucky.Ithinkofallthegoodtimesthathavehappenedhere.Thebirthdays,theproms,themitzvahsbothbarandbat,butnoneofthemwillcomparewithtonight!
MyGod,Idon’twanttoforgetthismoment!
It’slikeIwanttotakeamentalpictureofyouall!
Click!
(Hetakesamentalpictureofthemall.)
Chandler:
Idon’tthinktheflashwentoff.
Parker:
Dahaaa!
(PunchesChandlerinthearmandhemakesafaceofpain.)I’mgoingtofindthemen’sroom,berightback.
Phoebe:
I’llgowithyou
Parker:
Comeon!
Chandler:
Somewherethereissomeonewithatranquilizergunandahugebutterflynetlookingforthatman.
Joey:
Ihavetogotothebathroomtoo,butIdon’twanthimcomplimentingmything.
Ross:
I’msoweweren’tinthecar!
Didheeverletup?
Monica:
HecalledtheLongIslandExpresswayaconcretemiracle.
Ross:
(imitatingParker)Thisroom!
Thisnight!
Thatwaiter!
Hisshoes!
Imusttakeamentalpicture!
(Hebacksintosomeone.)Oohsorry…(HelooksbehindhimthennoticesitsPhoebethenstopshisimpression.)
Phoebe:
WereyouguysmakingfunofParker?
Ross:
Thatdepends,howmuchdidyouhear?
Phoebe:
So,healittleenthusiastic,what’swrongwiththat?
Monica:
It’sjustthat,it’ssomuch.
Phoebe:
Well,sowhatIlikehim!
DoImakefunofthepeopleyou’vedated?
Tag,Janice,Mona?
No,becausefriendsdon’tdothat.But,doyouwantmyopinion?
Doyouwantit?
‘Causeinmyopinion,yourcollectivedatingrecordreadslikethewho’swhoofhumancrap.(Walksoff)
Monica:
Ifeelterrible.
Joey:
Iknow
Ross:
WhatwaswrongwithMona?
CommercialBreak
[Scene:
TheAnniversaryParty,RossandRachelhavejustgottenanotherweddingpresent.]
Rachel:
Openit!
Openit!
Openit!
Ross:
Yeahbaby!
Man:
Sowenevergottohearaboutyourwedding!
Woman:
Weweresurprisethatweweren’tinvited.
Ross:
No,no,itwasjustourparentsand1or2friends.Itwasasmallwedding.
Rachel:
Butitwasbeautiful.Imeanitwassmall,butkindofspectacular.
Man:
Wheredidyouhaveit?
Rachel:
Onacliff,inBarbados,atsunset,andStevieWondersangIsn’tSheLovelyasIwalkeddowntheaisle.
Woman:
Really?
Rachel:
Yeah,Stevie’sanoldfamilyfriend.(HitsRoss’schest)
Woman:
OhmyGod.Thatsoundsamazing.Iwouldlovetoseepictures.
Rachel:
SowouldI.Youwouldn’tthinkthatAnnieLiebawitzwouldforgettoputfilminthecamera.
Ross:
Wouldyouexcuseusforasecond?
(PullsRachelofftotheside)Umm….whatareyoudoing?
Rachel:
What?
I’mnotyou.ThismaybetheonlyweddingIeverhave.Iwantittobeamazing.
Ross:
Okay,okay.Ooooh,oohmaybeIrodeinonaHarley.
Rachel:
Okay,Ross,ithastoberealistic.
(CuttoPhoebeandParker)
Parker:
Areyouokay?
Youseemkindofquiet.
Phoebe:
No,I’mfine.I’mgreat.I’mwithyou.
Parker:
AndI’mwithyou!
Whatagreattimetobealive!
Lookatthisplate-bouncything.(Bouncestheplates)Whataninspiredsolutiontoman’splatedispensingproblems.
Phoebe:
Hmhuh,yeah.
Parker:
Ah!
Oysters!
Letmefeedyouone.
Phoebe:
No,that’snotnecessary.
Parker:
Please.
Phoebe:
No,actuallyIdon’teat…
Parker:
Iwon’tquituntilyoutry.
Phoebe:
Okay,fine!
Fine!
(Takestheoysterandpretendstoeatitwhiledroppingitonthefloor)Mmm…hmmmmm….
Parker:
Whataretheylike?
I’veneverhadone.
Phoebe:
Whydon’tyoujusttryone?
Parker:
No,theylooktooweird.
(CuttoMonicaandChandler)
Chandler:
Whatareyoudoin’?
Monica:
Justgoingovermytoast.Thosetwowillneverknowwhathit‘em.Ican’twait.They’regoingtobecryingsoh
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