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英文简历中不该出现的话
致命的大错 "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10." "Qualifications:
Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy." "Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage." "ReasonforLeaving:
IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC." "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay." "Sizeofemployer:
Verytall,probablyover6'5". ""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate." "ReasonforLeaving:
Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear." "ReasonforLeaving:
Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately." 打字错误与语法错误 "Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook." "Strengths:
Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer." "Iamarabidtypist." "WorkHistory:
Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981." "Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork." "Accountingcleric." "Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments." "Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear." "Disposedof$2.5billioninassets." "Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors." "Accomplishments:
Oversightofentiredepartment." "Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails." "Accomplishments:
Completed11yearsofhighschool." 不应有的幽默 "Note:
Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse." "Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:
Short-ordercook.) "Butwait...there'smore.Yougetallthisbusinessknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature." "Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse." "Myfortunecookiesaid,'Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob'-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular." "Title:
Anotherresumefromthe'ProfilesinExcellence'series." "AlsoKnownAs:
Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it." "Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks." "Let'smeetsoyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'overmyexperience."
致命的大错 "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10." "Qualifications:
Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy." "Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage." "ReasonforLeaving:
IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC." "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay." "Sizeofemployer:
Verytall,probablyover6'5". ""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate." "ReasonforLeaving:
Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear." "ReasonforLeaving:
Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately." 打字错误与语法错误 "Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook." "Strengths:
Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer." "Iamarabidtypist." "WorkHistory:
Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981." "Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork." "Accountingcleric." "Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments." "Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear." "Disposedof$2.5billioninassets." "Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors." "Accomplishments:
Oversightofentiredepartment." "Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails." "Accomplishments:
Completed11yearsofhighschool." 不应有的幽默 "Note:
Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse." "Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:
Short-ordercook.) "Butwait...there'smore.Yougetallthisbusinessknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature." "Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse." "Myfortunecookiesaid,'Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob'-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular." "Title:
Anotherresumefromthe'ProfilesinExcellence'series." "AlsoKnownAs:
Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it." "Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks." "Let'smeetsoyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'overmyexperience."
致命的大错 "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10." "Qualifications:
Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy." "Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage." "ReasonforLeaving:
IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC." "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay." "Sizeofemployer:
Verytall,probablyover6'5". ""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate." "ReasonforLeaving:
Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear." "ReasonforLeaving:
Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately." 打字错误与语法错误 "Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook." "Strengths:
Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer." "Iamarabidtypist." "WorkHistory:
Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981." "Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork." "Accountingcleric." "Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments." "Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear." "Disposedof$2.5billioninassets." "Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors." "Accomplishments:
Oversightofentiredepartment." "Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails." "Accomplishments:
Completed11yearsofhighschool." 不应有的幽默 "Note:
Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse." "Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:
Short-ordercook.) "Butwait...there'smore.Yougetallthisbusinessknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature." "Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse." "Myfortunecookiesaid,'Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob'-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular." "Title:
Anotherresumefromthe'ProfilesinExcellence'series." "AlsoKnownAs:
Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it." "Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks." "Let'smeetsoyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'overmyexperience."
致命的大错 "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10." "Qualifications:
Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy." "Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage." "ReasonforLeaving:
IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC." "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay." "Sizeofemployer:
Verytall,probablyover6'5". ""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate." "ReasonforLeaving:
Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear." "ReasonforLeaving:
Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately." 打字错误与语法错误 "Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook." "Strengths:
Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer." "Iamarabidtypist." "WorkHistory:
Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981." "Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork." "Accountingcleric." "Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments." "Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear." "Disposedof$2.5billioninassets." "Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors." "Accomplishments:
Oversightofentiredepartment." "Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails." "Accomplishments:
Completed11yearsofhighschool." 不应有的幽默 "Note:
Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse." "Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Translation:
Short-ordercook.) "Butwait...there'smore.Yougetallthisbusinessknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature." "Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse." "Myfortunecookiesaid,'Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob'-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular." "Title:
Anotherresumefromthe'ProfilesinExcellence'series." "AlsoKnownAs:
Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it." "Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks." "Let'smeetsoyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'overmyexperience."
致命的大错 "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10." "Qualifications:
Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy." "Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage." "ReasonforLeaving:
IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC." "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay." "Sizeofemployer:
Verytall,probablyover6'5". ""Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate." "ReasonforLeaving:
Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear." "ReasonforLeaving:
Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately." 打字错误与语法错误 "Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook." "Strengths:
Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer." "Iamarabidtypist." "WorkHistory:
Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981." "Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork." "Accountingcleric." "Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments." "Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear." "Disposedof$2.5billioninassets." "Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors." "Accomplishments:
Oversightofentiredepartment." "Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails." "Accomplishments:
Completed11yearsofhighschool." 不应有的幽默 "Note:
Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse." "Assis
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