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ModernFamilyS01E16
我最怕什么让我想想WhatamImostafraidof?
Hmm.Let'ssee.
全球变暖还有考试拿BGlobalwarming...andgettinga"B."
午夜凶铃Thephoneringinginthemiddleofthenight.
怕自己太过追求完美ThatI'mtoomuchofaperfectionist.
亲爱的这不是应聘面试Honey,thisisn'tajobinterview.
噢老天Oh,man.
最怕应聘面试Jobinterviews.
-我无所畏惧-对哦那鸽子呢-Nothing.-Yeah,right.Whataboutthepigeons?
我不喜欢鸽子太奸诈Oh,Idon'tlikethem.They'reshifty.
-失去米奇尔-噢-LosingMitchell.-Oh!
-酒店床单-呃-Hotelbedspreads.-Ooh.
拿不到驾照Nevergettingmydriver'slicense.
或者是驾照上的照片很丑Orgettingoneandthepicturesucks.
孤独终老Dyingalone.
海莉亲爱的找到你的鞋了吗Oh,Haley,sweetie,didyoufindyourshoes?
妈拜托今天别烦我Mom,please,nottoday.
我只想知道你找到鞋没Ijustwantedtoknowifyoufoundyourshoes.
别缠着我了我现在紧张死了Whyareyouhoundingme?
I'mfreakingoutrightnow.
放松不过是路考而已Youneedtorelax.It'sjustadriver'stest.
是我的第三次路考如果再考不过It'smythirddriver'stest,andifIfailagain,
要等六个月才能再考Ihavetowaitsixmonthstoretakeit.
意味着还要坐半年你开的车That'ssixmoremonthsofyoudrivingmeeverywhere.
然后我就说"我绝对不会穿的"ThenI'm,like,"There'snowayI'mwearingthat."
-她就说"如果你不穿-别老说"就"-Andshewas,like."Well,ifyoudon'twearit,-Like
那就没得玩"thenyoucan'tplay."
-然后我就说"我无所谓"-亲爱的就-AndthenIwas,like,"That'sfinebyme."-Honey,like.
-然后她就说"如果你不玩"-就就-Andthenshewas,like,"Well,ifyoudon'tplay"-Like!
Like!
-妈-别老说"就"了-Mom!
-Stop!
Stopsaying"Like"Allthetime.
-别给我丢脸-别说了就就就-You'reembarrassingme!
-Stopit!
Like,like,like,like,aah!
海莉我找到你的外套了Haley.Foundyourjacket.
怎么都跟我过不去我的神啊Whyiseveryoneonme?
God!
-别管她-她一心不能二用-Ignoreher.-Shecan'tfocusontwothingsatonce.
这对司机来说倒是好品质Alwaysagoodqualityinadriver.
宝贝我们得去给你买今晚穿的舞鞋Sweetie,weneedtogetyousomeshoesforthedancetonight.
不需要我不去No,wedon't.I'mnotgoing.
你说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?
你为什么不去跳舞Whywouldyounotbegoingtothedance?
因为学校的舞会很没劲Becauseschooldancesarelame.
一群稚嫩男生Abunchofimmatureboys
表面上假装成熟tryingtoimpressyouwithhowcooltheyare...
实则是乳臭未干的呆瓜whenthey'rereallyjustabunchofdorks.
准备好去下面探险了吗伙伴Readytogodownunder,mate?
是的Yes.
你们要干什么Whatareyoudoing?
寻宝Treasurehunting.
几天前有线电视修理工去了屋子下面Afewdaysago,thecableguywasunderthehouse.
他走的时候跟海莉说Whenhewasleaving,hesaidtoHaley,
"哇下面的藏品真丰富""Wow.That'squiteacollectionyou'vegotdownthere."
问题是我们不知道下面有什么Here'sthething.Wehavenoideawhathe'stalkingabout.
整个星期以来卢克和我越来越好奇Allweek,LukeandIhavebeengettingmoreandmore
那些东西是什么excitedaboutwhatitcouldbe.
我猜是很酷的旧杂志Ibetit'sreallycoololdmagazines.
有可能或者是动物牙齿做的项链Yeah.Orabunchofnecklacesmadeoutofanimalteeth.
或者是虫子琥珀Orbugsfrozeninamber.
如果是几瓶好酒呢Whatifit'sreallyexpensivebottlesofwine?
或者是一套盔甲Orasuitofarmor.
如果是古老的印第安箭头呢Whatifthere'sancientIndianarrowheadsunderthere?
-说不定是金条呢-你觉得是吗-Whatifit'sgoldbars?
-Oh,youthink?
神啊你们为什么不直接去下面看看ForGodsakes,whydon'tyougounderthehouseandlook?
摩登家庭
第一季第十六集
小卡这个娃娃从哪来的Hey,Cam.Cam,wheredidwegetthisdollyfrom?
珍妮丝和奥利维亚给的FromJaniceandOlivia.
她们昨天拿过来的莉莉很喜欢Theybroughtitoveryesterday.Lilylovesit.
有太多"蕾丝边"了就跟她们一样Seemsalittlefrilly,youknow,comingfromthem.
就因为她们是拉拉吗What,becausethey'relesbians?
你不觉得这是偏见吗That'ssortofanoffensestereotype,don'tyouthink?
是啊抱歉Yeah,Isuppose.I'msorry.
她们把咖啡机还回来了吗Oh,hey,didtheybringbackourcoffeemaker?
没太大了她们是骑摩托车过来的No.Itwastoobig.Theywereontheirmotorcycle.
我们跟莉莉的儿科医生初次见面时很尴尬Wegotofftoanawkwardstartwithourpediatrician,
她是个热心的亚裔女性averyniceAsianlady-
-别走题-叫作缪拉医生-Irrelevant.-NamedDr.Miura.
于是我冒昧请她过来吃早午餐SoItooktheboldstepofinvitingheroverforbrunch.
抱歉你说冒昧I'msorry.Uh,bold?
她说之前没有病人请过她Shesaidnopatienthadeverdoneitbefore.
是啊潜台词就是"这很奇怪"Yeah.Subtext,"Thisisweird."
我不觉得有潜台词Ididn'thearanysubtext.
现在也觉得没有吗Doyouhearanynow?
真不知道为什么要这样Idon'tevenknowwhywe'redoingthis.
因为万一哪天莉莉病了BecausewhatifLilygetssick
抗病毒药又短缺了andthere'saTamiflushortage?
你觉得谁会拿到药Whodoyouthink'sgonnagetthatmedicine?
当然是她喜欢的病人了Thepatientshelikes,that'swho.
那你给她烤个蛋糕Well,maybeifyoubakeheracake,
也许就能免费照X光了she'llgiveusfreeX-rays.
要套近乎搞好交情It'sallaboutmakingconnections.
你以为牙医为什么老免费送我东西Whydoyouthinkthedentistgivesmeallthatfreestuff?
因为他是个女王受对你情深难自拔Um,becausehe'sahugequeenandhehasabigcrushonyou.
真的吗你这么觉得吗Really?
Doyouthinkso?
-妈妈-怎么了-Mom?
-Hmm?
我发烧了Ihaveafever.
宝贝过来让我摸摸看Ay,miamor.ComehereandIfeelyou.
我不想传染给你可能会致命的Ooh.Idon'twannagetyousick.Itcouldbefatal.
那站在我身边就可以吗Thenbyallmeans,standnexttome.
让我量一下你的体温Letmefeelyou.
宝贝你没有发烧Ay,papi,butyou'renotwarm.
可能是因为你在做饭手温高Uh,probablybecauseyouwerecookingandyourhandsarewarm.
我明天还是不去参加派对了安全起见Ibetterskipthepartytomorrowjusttobesafe.
是啊明天的派对Oh.Yeah,theparty.
-怎么了-派对啊-What?
-Theparty.
我只明白了五分之一Iunderstandabout20%ofwhatgoesonaroundhere.
明天的派对在游乐场举办Thepartyisatanamusementpark,
-曼尼怕坐过山车-可怜的孩子-andManny'safraidofrollercoasters.-Poorkid.
不知道他的胆小是遗传谁的Idon'tknowwherehegetshisfearfrom...
他的爸爸什么都不怕becausehisfather'snotafraidofanything.
不怕公牛不恐高Nobulls,noheights,
不怕电梯和高速行驶的车nohelicopters,nofastcars-
但是跟他一起去吃饭等结账的时候Butgotodinnerwithhimandwaitforthechecktocome.
你可以从他眼里看到恐惧Thenyou'llseefearinhiseyes.
好像服务生是鬼似的Likethewaiter'saghost.
-兴奋吗-是啊-Excited?
-Yeah.
我们就像庞塞·德莱昂和他儿子小庞塞We'relikePoncedeLeonandhisson,LittlePonce.
-他们是谁-著名的寻宝家-Who'sthat?
-Famoustreasurehunters.
他叫庞塞他在我们学校会被嘲笑的HisnamewasPonce?
He'dgetmadefunofatmyschool.
他们可能会叫他"瓶塞"They'dprobablycallhim"Pants."
瓶塞Pants.
或者"高级皮条客"Ormaybe,um,"FancyPonce."
这个说得好That'sagoodone.
好了Allright.
我们开始吧Let'sdothis.
-你还好吧爸爸-恩我还好-Youokay,Dad?
-Yeah.Yeah,Iam.
没事这个算什么Yep.Gonnatakealittlemore
困在黑漆漆的小洞里与野兽共舞thangettingtrappedinasmall,darkspacewithawildanimal
-可吓不到你老爸-好吧-torattleyouroldman.-Allright.
当父亲的永远都不想在孩子面前露怯Youneverwantyourkidstoseeyouscared.
你想成为他们心中的坚石Youwannabethatrock
在暴风来临时让他们依靠thattheycangrabaholdofinastormysea.
实际上石头会沉底那就当漂浮的石头Actually,arockwouldsink.Soafloatingrock.
重新说一遍风很大你有很多张纸在手Let'sstartover.It'swindy,andyou'vegotalotofpapers.
好了我们开始吧Okay.Let'sdothis,buddy.
好了侦查成功Okay!
Goodrecon.
知道地形了所以Gotthelayoftheland,so-
我们不进去吗Aren'twegoingin?
不我们进去Yep,weare.
但是用上滑雪护目镜和烧烤工具会更有趣吧Butwon'titbefunifwediditwithskigogglesandbarbecuetools?
-应该是的-对-Iguess.-Yeah.
-就这么干-好的-Yeah.Let'sdothat.-Allright.
我想说你这身衣服真好看CanIjustsaythatisalovelyoutfit.
谢谢Oh.Thankyou.
你不穿白大褂挺好看的Well,it'sjustnicetoseeyououtofyourlabcoat.
你身材很好Youactuallyhavequiteanicefigure.
差不多行了Takeitdownanotch.
我们是在结交朋友不是找3P伙伴We'retryingtomakeafriend,notinitiateathree-way.
莉莉看起来很健康Lilylooksgreat.
真的吗Doyouthinkso?
她的牙齿不够多吧Shouldn'tshehavemoreteeth?
我看公园里跑来跑去的孩子们Iseethesekidsrunningaroundatthepark,
牙齿锋利得像鲨鱼andtheylooklikesharks.
不用担心她很好是不是呀莉莉Don'tworry.She'sperfect.Aren'tyou,Lily?
她跟你一起好乖Oh,lookhowcalmsheiswithyou.
一般见到生人她都没这么安静的She'susuallyveryfidgetyaroundnewpeople.
她大概是觉得Well,Ijustthinkshesenses
你会是她在平日里you'regonnabeagoodfriendforher...
和流感季节的好朋友duringgoodtimesand-andfluseason.
妈咪Mommy.
她刚刚...Didshejust-
她刚刚说...Didshejustsay-
她开口说的第一个字Well,herfirstword...
是每一个男同父亲最糟的噩梦waseverygayfather'sworstnightmare.
-"妈咪"-心绞痛-"Mommy."-Oh.
杰他不承认Jay,hewon'tadmitit,
但是我知道曼尼因为错过派对而伤心butIknowthatManny'ssadbecausehe'smissingtheparty.
我们带他出去散散心吧Whydon'twetakehimsomewheretotakehismindoffit,hmm?
我就知道他怕过山车Icouldhaveguessedhe'dhavetroublewithrollercoasters.
每次他坐在理发店的转椅上Thatkidgetswoozyatbarbershops
店员把他转向镜子他都会头晕whentheyspinhischairtowardsthemirror.
带他去码头钓鱼怎么样曼尼Howaboutwetakehimtothepierandgofishing,huh?
Manny!
-他喜欢钓鱼-是啊-Helikestofish?
-Yeah.
他的祖上都是渔夫和走私贩Hecomesfromalonglineoffishermenandsmugglers.
但我支持钓鱼ButIencouragethefishing.
曼尼你喜欢钓鱼吗Manny,youliketofish?
钓鱼喜欢啊Fishing?
Yeah.
今天想去码头吗Youwanttogotothepiertoday?
-是要测试我有没有生病吗-不是的-IsthisatricktoseeifI'mreallysick?
-No.
也许新鲜空气会让你好受点Maybethefreshairwillmakeyoufeelbetter.
那好啊因为没有什么地方Well,thenyeah,'causethere'snoplace
-能让我更加...-滚去拿你的外套吧-whereI'mmoreatonewith-justgetyourcoat.
-你紧张吗-闭嘴艾丽克斯-Areyounervous?
-Shutup,Alex.
我只是问问换做我肯定会紧张Iwasjustasking.I'dbenervousifIwereyou.
艾丽克斯别惹你姐姐她没事的Alex,leaveyoursisteralone.She'sgonnabefine.
只要不是同一个监考员他很刻薄AslongasIdon'tgetthesameguy.He'ssomean.
-很可能会遇上-不会的-Youprobablywill.-Youwon't.
-他讨厌我-他不讨厌你-Hehatesme.-Hedoesn'thateyou.
-他吼我-你把车开到灌木丛里去了-Heyelledatme.-Youdroveintothebushes.
天啊是他别叫我别叫我Oh,no.It'shim.Pleasedon'tbeforme.Pleasedon'tbeforme.
别叫我别叫我你好Pleasedon'tbeforme.Pleasedon'tbeme.Hi.
谢天谢地Oh,thankGod.
快来我待会还有事Well,comeon.Idon'thaveallday.
我要吐了I'mgonnathrowup.
不会的你这样办Okay,no.Thisiswhatyou'regonnado.
你进到车里系好安全带You'regonnagetinthatcar,putonyourseatbelt...
深呼吸三下放松andtakethreedeepbreathsandrelax.
那家伙每天见几百个小孩Thisguyseeshundredsofkidseveryday.
-他很可能不记得你了好吗-好的-Heprobablydoesn'tevenrememberyou,allright?
-Okay.
开始了两次不过的Yo.Let'smoveit,twostrikes.
这不止三下深呼吸了亲爱的That'smorethanthreebreaths,honey.
这次好多了吧Seehowmuchbetterthisis?
把卡车放进去拍摄视频Thetruckgoesin.Itgetsvideo.
然后我们就能知道下面有什么了Andthenwegetapreviewofwhatever'sinthere.
多妙啊Howingeniousist
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