经典美剧《老友记》第九季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第九季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Hey,hon?
Wouldyouhelpmegettheplatesdown?
Hey,here'sanidea.Whydon'tweuseourweddingchinatoday?
Orwecouldsavethemforafancyspecialoccasion.
Howaboutthis:
YoucouldtreatmelikeI'manequal..
ortalkdowntomelikeI'machild.
No,Ijustthinkweshouldsaveourchinaforsomethingreallyspecial.
LikeifthequeenofEnglandcomesover.
Honey,shekeepscancelingonus.Takethehint.
Whatifsomethingbreaks?
They'reexpensive.
Whatisthepointofhavingthemifweneverusethem?
Okay.Butifsomethingbreaksandthenthequeencomesover..
-Iwillexplainittoher.-LikeI'dletyoutalktothequeen.
Wow,theparadeisreallygoodthisyear.
Man,thosehorsescancrap.
NextupisamarchingbandfromMuskogee,Oklahoma.
Muskogee?
That'slikefourhoursfromTulsa!
Y'alllookgreat!
That'sright,Isaid"y'all!
"
Here'sthefloatwiththestarsofthepopulardaytimesoap..
DaysofOurLives.
Oh,myGod!
Aren'tyouoneofthestarsofthepopulardaytimesoapDaysofourLives?
Iforgot!
I'msupposedtobethere!
Ican'tbelieveIforgot!
Iusuallywritestufflikethisdownonmyarm!
Stupidlongsleeves!
-Whatareyougonnado?
-I'llcomeupwithagoodreason..
whyIwasn'tthere.
Theproducersaregonnabemad.Theysatusdownandsaid:
"Everyonehastobethere,6a.m.sharp.Thatmeansyou,Tribbiani."
LikeIwassomekindofidiot.
Well,youprovedthemwrong.
TheOneWithRachelsOtherSister
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ThisisyourfirstThanksgiving.
Whatareyouthankfulfor?
Mommy'sboobies?
Alotofpeoplearethankfulforthose.
Hello?
Rachel?
Whoisit?
It'syourfavoritesister.
-Jill?
-Amy!
Hidemyrings.
Amy!
HappyThanksgiving.
Doyouhaveahairstraightener?
Hi.
-Hi.-Hi.
Hairstraightener.
-Ihaven'tseenyouin,like,ayear.-Iknow.Iknow.I'vejustbeencrazed.
Well,metoo.Ihadababy.
IdecoratedDad'soffice.
Yeah?
Well,unlessyoupushedadeskoutofyourvagina,notthesamething.
Aboutthathairstraightener,honey,Ireallyneedone.
I'mgonnahavedinneratmyboyfriend'shouse.
Oh,myGod.
IsthisEmmett?
It'sEmma.
It'sagirl?
-Hey,Amy.-Amy,yourememberRoss?
Notreally.
Butyouaremuchcuterthanthatgeekyguysheusedtodate.
Thatwasme.
No,hewasthiscreepyguyfromhighschoolwhohadthishugecrushonher..
since,like,theninthgrade.
Stillme.
No,I'mnottalkingaboutyou.
Itwasyourfatfriend'sbrotherwiththatbadAfro.
Okay,Amy,I'mgonnasaveyousometime,okay?
Allme!
Careful.Careful.
Careful!
I'lltellyouwhat.Fortherestofourlives..
I'llbecarefuluntiltoldotherwise.
-Thisisn'tthechinawepickedout.-Iknow.
Afteryouleftthestore,Ichosedifferentones.
-Why?
-Yourtasteisalittlefeminineforme.
Suddenlyflowersarefeminine?
Hey,everybody!
HappyThanksgiving!
-HappyThanksgiving.Phoebe!
-What'sgoingon,Joe?
Listen,Ineedagoodlie.
Okay.
Howaboutthewhole"manwalkingonthemoon"thing,youknow?
Youcanseethestrings,people!
No,no,no.IneedagoodlietoexplainwhyIwasn'tataworkthingtoday.
-Honey,youstinkatlying.-Idonot.
Really?
Letmeaskyousomething.Yesterdayatthecoffeehouse..
Iwenttothebathroom.WhenIcameback,mymuffinwasgone.Whotookit?
Somebodyopenedthedoortothecoffeehouse..
andaraccoonraninandwentstraightforyourmuffin.Isaid:
"Hey,don'teatthat!
That'sPhoebe's!
"Andhesaid..
Hesaid,"Joey,youstinkatlying."WhatamIgonnado?
Don'tworry.We'llcomeupwithalie.I'llhelpyou.
-Great.That'dbegreat.Thankyou.-Sure.Whatwastheworkthing?
-"PickupGrandmaattheairport."-Oh,man!
She'sprecious.
Doyoueverworrythatshe'sgonnagetyourrealnose?
Amy..
Yes,Ido.Ireallydo.
Hello?
Yeah,hangon,onesec.CanItakethisupstairs?
Sure.Wedon'tlivethere,but..
Seriously?
It'sjusttheserooms?
-Ithoughtyouwereadoctor.-Yeah.No,RosshasaPh.D.
God,sheisunbelievable.
Iknow.Imean,aPh.D.isjustasgoodasanMD.
Sure,Ross,yeah!
IfIhaveaheartattackatarestaurant,Iwantyoutherewithyourfossilbrush.
-StupidThanksgiving.-What?
-What?
Whathappened?
-Myboyfriendcanceledonme.
Imean,Ifinallyfindarealrelationship.
SomeonethatIcanspendthisdaywith,andthenhiswifecomesbackintotown!
Iswear,it'salmostnotevenworthdatingmarriedguys.
Don'tsaythat.
God,Iwassolookingforwardtothis.
ItwasgonnabesuchabeautifulThanksgiving.
Weweregonnahavesushi.
Amy,don'tcry.
-Ross,canItalktoyouinprivate?
-Sure,youwannagoupstairs,or..?
Look,Iwasthinking,ifit'sokaywithMonica..
IwouldliketoinviteAmytoThanksgiving.
Ithinkthat'sagreatidea.It'llbelikethePilgrimsbringingtheIndianssyphilis.
Look,Iknowshe'salittletoughtotake.
Butshehasnowhereelsetogo,andshe'smysister.She'sEmma'saunt.
-AndIwouldlikethemtobond.-Idon'twantthembondingtoomuch.
Idon'twanthertellingEmmasheneedsanosejob.
Ross,shemayneedone.We'rejustgonnahavetomakeourpeacewiththat!
Amy..
Amy?
Amy!
I'moutinthehall.
Yourbabyhadsomesortofexplosionofstink.
Thebonding'sgoinggreat.
-Hi!
-Hey.
Hey,youguys.Thisismysister,Amy.
ThisisChandler,Joey,Phoebe,andyouknowMon.
Oh,myGod.
You'reonDaysofOurLives!
Yeah.
Wow!
Theymustputalotofmakeuponyou.
HappyThanksgiving.
-Hey.-Hi.
Sowelcome.Isthisthefirsttimeyou'reseeingEmma?
Yeah,Ithinkso.It'snicetomeetyou,Emma.
-Phoebe.-That'safunnynoise.
-Phoebe?
Istillneedsomehelphere.-Right.Okay.
Soit'snotjustthelieyoutell,butit'sthewayyoutellit.Forexample..
ifyoulookatthegroundwhenyoutalk,peopleknowyou'relying.
Idon'tknowwhythisissohardforme.Lyingisbasicallyjustacting..
-andIamaterrificactor.-Youareaterrificactor.
Icouldtalktotheproducersforyou.I'magreatliar.
TakeMonica'sdress.IsaidIlovedit.
-Ihateit.-Hey!
I'malsoagreatmoron.
-Hey.Where'sthebaby?
-Wejustputherdownforanap.
Listen,Iwasjustthinking.Youknowwhatwouldbeincredible?
Ifyouguysdied!
Thankyou,Amy.
No,no,thenIwouldgetthebaby.
Itwouldbejustlikeamovie.AtfirstIwouldn'tknowwhattodowithher.
AndthenIwouldrisetotheoccasion.ThenI'dgetamakeoverandgetmarried.
That'sagreatmovie!
Now,listen,notthatyouguyscouldstopmeoranything..
becauseyouknow,you'dbedead.
ButIwasthinkingaboutchanginghername.
I'mjustnotreallyabigfanofEmily.
Emma.
Emma?
Rosswantsyou.
Phoebe!
Whydoesshekeepmakingthatnoise?
Honey,Idon'tknowhowtotellyouthis..
butifsomethingweretohappentoRossormyself..
-youwouldn'tgetthebaby.-Well,whowould?
Well,wehaven'tofficiallyaskedthemyet..
butwewouldwantMonicaandChandler.
-Who?
-You'reintheirapartment.
Ican'tbelieveyou'dwantustoraiseEmma.
Oh,myGod,I'msomoved.
Idon'tbelievethis.Holdonasecond.Youguysdie..
andIdon'tgetyourbaby?
Amy,see,we'realotclosertoMonicaandChandler.
Weseethemeveryday.Andtruthfully,youdon'tseemconnectedtothebaby.
Connected?
Towhat?
She'salump.
Youknow,guys,I'vegottasaythismeanssomuchtome.
Imean,thatyouwouldtrustmewithyourchild.
Imean,weallknowthatMonicaandIhavebeen..
tryingtohaveababyofourown.
Youknow,I'vehadmydoubtsaboutmyskillsasafather,but..
Thatyoutwo..
-Thatyoutwo..-Thisguy?
Seriously?
Okay,it'stimefordinner.
Everyone,we'reusingourfancychina..
andit'sveryexpensive,sopleasebecareful.
Okay,justtobeclear,comedywiththeplateswillnotbewell-received.
Hey!
Howcomemyplate'slessfancythaneveryoneelse's?
Doyounottrustmewithafancyplate?
No,honey.That'saspecialplate.
See,it'sagame.Whoevergetsthatplatewins.
Ican'tbelieveIwon!
Youknow,thisissuchaslapintheface.Imean,I'myoursister..
andyouwouldgiveyourbabytothesestrangersoverme.
MonicaisRoss'sister.
No,Ross'sisterwasreallyfat.
Thatwasme.
No,shewasthisdorkygirlinschoolwhofollowedRachelaroundlikeapuppy..
Amy,you'vegottostopdoingthat!
Okay,listen,Iknowyou'rehavingabitofafamilycrisis..
butyoudon'thavetotakeitoutontheplates.
Imean,infact,Ithinkthateveryone..
shouldcuttheirfoodlikethis:
Now,see?
Thisway,youprotecttheplates..
andlet'sfaceit,youhavefun.
Okay,howaboutthis?
Ifyouguysdie..
andthecrazyplateladydies..
-thendoIgetthebaby?
-No,ifcrazyplatelady..
IfMonicadies,thenIwouldgetEmma.Right?
-Well,actually..-Actuallywhat?
It'sjust..It'sjustthatinthatcase..
thenEmmawouldgotomyparents.
-What?
-Hurts,doesn'tit?
Whohastodieformetogether?
SoifMonica'snotaround,I'mnotgoodenoughtoraiseEmma?
No,thatisnotwhatwe'resaying.
Yeah,he'slying.Helookeddown.
Well,what'swrongwithme?
AmIincompetent?
BecauseImanagedtosurvivewhateveritisthatkilledthethreeofyou!
You'retakingthisthewrongway.Wethinkyouaregoingtobeawonderfulparent.
It'sjust..You'remorethe,youknow,funparent.
Yeah,andwewannamakesureEmmaalsohassomeonelikeMonica..
who'smoreofadisciplinarian.
Someonewhocanbefirmandstrict.
That'snothowyouseeme,isit?
No,you'reallaboutthefun.
Imaynotknowalotaboutbabies,butdoyoureallythinkI'mnotcapable?
No.Youbothareequallycapable.
It'sjustyou'restrongestwhenyou'retogether.
Okay.SoifwebothhadEmma,andIdied..
she'dhavetogiveherup.
Sure.Monicawouldhavetogiveherup.
Iliebet
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