冰河世纪2纯英文台词.docx
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冰河世纪2纯英文台词
TheMeltdown
冰河世纪2
Thisglobalwarmingiskillingme.
ThisIstoohot,theIceAgewastoocold.
Whatwouldittaketomakeyouhappy
ThisIlike.
Oh,no,youwon'tcatchme.
Norunning,James.Camprules.
Makeme,sloth.
Makeme,sir.It'sallaboutrespect.
Waterball.
Sammy,youjustate.Waitanhour.
Hector,no,no,no,youcan'tpee-peethere.
OK,thereisfine.Ashley,stoppickingyour...
Piata!
Stop!
You'resupposedtowearblindfolds.
OK.
-Hey,it'smyturntohitthesloth.-Mine.
-Mine.-Mine.
Hey,youdidn'thaveanycandyinyou.
-Let'sburyhim.-Yeah!
Hey,whoa.Whosaidyoukidscouldtorturethesloth
Manny,don'tsquashtheircreativity.
Hey,Manny,Diego,mybadmammals-jammals.
Wannagiveaslothahand
Look,Iopenedmycamp."CampodelSid".ItmeansCampofSid.
Congratulations.You'renowanidiotintwolanguages.
Notinfrontofthek-i-d-z.Theselittleguysloveme.Right,Billy
Don'tmakemeeatyou.
Theykid.That'swhythey'recalledkids.
Itoldyou,Sid.You'renotqualifiedtorunacamp.
Whatdoqualificationshavetodowithchildcare
Besides,thesekidslookuptome.I'marolemodeltothem.
Icanseethat.
YouguysneverthinkIcandoanything,butI'manequalmemberofthisherd.
Imadethisherd,soyouneedtostarttreatingmewithsomerespect.
-Comeon,Sid.-Sid,wewerejustkidding.
Hey,let'splaypin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.
Yeah!
Sid!
Icandostuff.
Won'tgivemetheirstupidrespect.
I'llshow'em.
Andso,intheend,thelittleburroreachedhismommy.
Andtheylivedhappilyeverafter.
-Goodjob.-Question.
WhydoestheburrogohomeWhydoesn'thestaywiththerabbits
Because...becausehewantedtobewithhisfamily.
Heshouldgowiththegirlburro.That'sabetterlovestory.
OK,well,whenyoutellyourburrostory,that'swhathe'lldo.
Burroisademeaningname.Technically,it'scalledawildass.
Fine.Thewildassboycamehometohiswildassmother.
See,that'swhyIcalleditaburro.
CouldtheburrohaveagrazingproblemThenhe'dbemorerelatable.
-Boring.-It'snotbelievable.
-Doburroseattheiryoung-It'snotagoodending.
SometimesIthrowup.
Theylivedhappilyeverafter.Youcan'tgetmoresatisfyingthanthat.
Onebighappyfamily.That'sthewayit'ssupposedtobe.
Where'syourbig,happyfamily
Thenthehungrytigeratethepeskylittlekids.
-YouOK,buddy-Sure.Whynot
-Ithought...-Storytime'sover.Theend.
-Runforyourlives!
-Where'severybodygoing
-Theworld'scomingtoanend.–Whatareyoutalkingabout
FastTony–hesaystheworld'sgonnaflood.
Folks,Iholdinmyhandadevicesopowerful,
itcanactuallypullairrightoutofthesky.
Yeah,right.
Gatherround,gatherround.
Pardonme,doyouhavegills,ma'am
Soyoucan'tbreatheunderwater
Myassistantherewilldemonstrate.
Hey,Icansmelltheocean.
WhatareyoudoingIcan'tsellthatnow.
Yousuckairthroughyourmouth,youmoron.
Throughitsdesignandsturdyconstruction,
you'llhaveplentyofairforeonstocome.
Ofcourse,resultsmayvary.
Whyareyouscaringeverybodywiththisdoomsdaystuff
I'mtryingtomakealivinghere,pal.
It'smyweatherforecast.Thefive-dayoutlookcallsforintenseflooding
followedbytheendoftheworld.
Andaslightchanceofpatchysunshinelaterintheweek.
Comeon,don'tlistentohim.FastTonywouldsellhisownmotherforagrape.
AreyoumakinganofferImean,no,Iwouldnot.
Haven'tyouheardTheiceismelting.
Youseethisground,it'scoveredinice.
Athousandyearsago,itwascoveredinice.
Athousandyearsfromnow,itwillstillbeice.
Say,buddy,nottocastaspersionsonyoursurvivalinstinctsornothing,
buthaven'tmammothsprettymuchgoneextinct
-Whatareyoutalkingabout–Aboutyoubeingthelastofyourkind.
Yourbreathsmellslikeants.
Bethatasitmay,when'sthelasttimeyousawanothermammoth
Don'tpayanyattentiontohim.
Mammothscan'tgoextinct.They'rethebiggestthingsonEarth.
Whataboutthedinosaurs
Thedinosaursgotcockyandmadeenemies.
Look.Someidiot'sgoingdowntheEviscerator.
Pleasetellmethat'snotouridiot.
OK,I'mgonnajumponthecountofthree.
One,
two...
Sid,don'tmoveamuscle.We'recomingup.
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Sorry.
Twoandthreeone-thousandths,twoandfourone-thousandths...
Sid,whatareyoudoingGetdownfromthere.
No.I'mgonnabethefirsttojumpofftheEviscerator
andthenyouguysaregonnahavetoshowmesomerespect.
Theonlyrespectyou'llgetisrespectforthedead.
Comeon,Manny,he'snotthatstupid.
-ButI'vebeenwrongbefore.-Geronimo!
Hey,watchit.
Ican'tbreathe.IthinkIjustcoughedupmyspleen.
-Diego,retracttheclaws,please.-Right.Sorry.
IfIdidn'tknowyoubetter,Diego,I'dthinkyouwereafraidofthewater.
OK,OK.GoodthingIknowyoubetter.
Guys.
FastTonywasright.
Everythingismelting.
It'sallgonnaflood.Comeon,wegottawarnthem.
Maybewecanrapidlyevolveintowatercreatures.
-That'sgenius,Sid.–CallmeSquid.
Thiswholething'sapieceofjunk.Ican'tbelieveIlivehere.
What
Forgetreeds.Ipresentyouwiththisrevolutionarygizmowecallbark.
-It'ssobuoyant,itactuallyfloats.-I'llshowyousomethingthatfloats.
Allright,it'syourfuneral.
SeeThisisexactlywhatI'mtalkingabout.
Giantsballsoffurrylavathesizeofmammothsrainingfromthesky.
Gosuckairthroughareed.
Listentohim.He'srightabouttheflood.
IamImean,yes,Iam.
Wait.Yousaidtherewasn'tgoingtobeaflood.Whyshouldwelistentoyou
Becausewesawwhat'supthere.Thedam'sgonnabreak.
Theentirevalley'sgonnaflood.
Flood'sreal,allright.Andit'scomingfast.
Lookaround.You'reinabowl.
BowI'sgonnafillup.Ain'tnowayout.
Whatarewegonnado
Unlessyoumakeittotheendofthevalley.
There'saboat.Itcansaveyou.
-Idon'tseeanything.-But
y'allbetterhurry.
Ground'smelting,wallstumbling,rockscrumbling.
Survivethatandyou'llberacingthewater,
cosinthreedays'time,it'sgonnahitthegeyserfields.
Boom!
Thereissomegoodnews,though.
Themoreofyoudie,
thebetterIeat.
Ididn'tsayitwasgoodnewsforyou.
Hemusthavebeenarealpleasuretohaveinclass.
Dam.
Allright,youheardthescaryvulture.Let'smoveout.
Manny,youreallythinkthere'saboat
Idon'tknow,butinafewdays,thisplaceisgonnabeunderwater.
Ifthere'sanyhope,it'sthatway.
Manny,let'sgo.
Overturnedglyptodontinthefarrightlane.
Trafficbackedupasfarastheeyecansee.
Anditlooksliketheremightbeafatality.
Icallthedarkmeat.
Comeon,everybody,let'sgo.Comeon,come,come,come.Getin.
-Comeon,Grandpa,comeon.–Wehavetogo.
Well,I'mnotleaving.IwasborninthisholeandI'lldieinthishole.
Dowehavetobringthiscrap
-I'msurethere'scrapwherewe'regoing.–Thiswasagiftfrommymother.
OK,keepitmoving,keepitmoving.
Manny,Ijustheardyou'regoingextinct.
Hey,ifyouevermasterhygiene,tryworkingonsensitivity.
-I'mnotgoingKids,look.Thelastmammoth.
Well,youprobablywon'tseeanotheroneofthoseagain.
See
OK,one,two,three...WhereisJames
Stu.Comeon,Stu.
Let'sblowthisice-cubestand.
Stu.
Folks,bethefirstinthevalleytohaveyourveryownmobilehome.
-Shutup,Sid.-OK.
Stopsinging,Sid.
Sid,I'mgoingtofallonyouagainandthistimeIwillkillyou.
OK,someonedoesn'tliketheclassics.
Whatifyou'reright
WhatifIamthelastmammoth
ButManny,lookatthebrightside,youhaveus.
Notyourmostpersuasiveargument,Sid.
-Mammoths-IknewIcouldn'tbethelastone.
Ifeltitinmygut.
ExtinctComeon.
He'supbyacoupleoffifths,aheadbyatusk.
Andhe'sbeatingDiegoasDiego'scomingroundthecorner.
Sorry.Mystomachhatesme.
Well,don'tthatputthe"stink"inextinction
Nasty.
Manny.
Ineedtobealoneforawhile.
Yougoonahead.I'llcatchup.
Onetrulyistheloneliestnumber.
Theseworkgreat.
Cool.
-Missedme,nowyougottakissme.-I'llget'em.
-Whichendisup-I'dhidethatfacetoo.
-Hey,ugly.-Igottasitonthat.
Gotcha.
OK,I'mgoingin.
-Sid.-What
-Nicemiss.–Coveryourside.
-Ifeltsomebreezeinthat.
-Outofmyway.-Hello.
Overhere.
-Surrender-Never.
Cool.
Smokethem.
Ifanyoneasks,therewere50of'emandtheywererattlesnakes.
-Here,kitty,Bigmistake,youmiscreants.
Miscreants
Diego,they'repossums.
Retreat.
Iguessit'sjustyouandmenow.
Iknewit.IknewIwasn'ttheonlyone.
Everyonefallsoutofthetreenowandthen.Theyjustdon'tadmitit.
Wait.What
Someofushaveatoughtimeholdingontobranches.
It'snotlikewe'rebatsorsomething.Wedon'thavewingstokeepusup.
Andyouwereinthetreebecause...
Iwaslookingformybrothers.Theyarealwaysintrouble.
BrothersYoumeanthere'smore
Sure.
-There'slotsof
Everywhere.Underrocks.Inholesintheground.
Usuallywecomeoutatnightsobirdsdon'tcarryusoff.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Well,shavemedownandcallmeamolerat.Youfoundanothermammoth.
WhereWaitaminute.Ithoughtmammothswereextinct.
-Whatareyoulookingatmefor–Idon'tknow.Becauseyou'reamammoth.
MeDon'tberidiculous.I'mnotamammoth.I'mapossum.
Right.Goodone.I'manewt.Thisismyfriend,thebadger.
Andmyotherfriend,theplatypus.
WhydoIgottabetheplatypusMakehimtheplatypus.
-Thisguygivingyoutrouble,sis-Sis
That'sright.Thesearemybrothers.P
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