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绝望主妇107
Episode01.07-AnythingYouCanDo
MaryAliceVoiceover:
PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.
Detective:
Exactlywhatdoyouhiremetodo?
Paul:
Someonesentthatnotetomywife,andIneedtoknowwho.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Somesecretswerediscovered...
Zach:
Aftermymomdied,IstartedrememberingwhathappenedtoDana.
Julie:
Who'sDana?
Nurse:
Whatareyoudoinghere?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Somesecretswereuncovered...
Carlos:
Itcouldbeanyoneoftheseguysshe'shavinganaffairwith.
MamaSolis:
Don'tworryaboutit.I'mnotlettingheroutofmysight.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Andsomesecrets...
Maisy:
JordanaGeistmanagestogetherworkdone.
Lynette:
Howdoyoucramitallin?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
...wereshared.
Jordana:
That'sA.D.D.medication.
(Anmiddle-agedmanisjogginginWisteriaLane.Asheruns,ayounger,morefitmanrunspasthimeasily.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Competition.Itmeansdifferentthingstodifferentpeople.InSuburbia,itmeanskeepingupwiththeJones's.OnWisteriaLane,thatmeanskeepingupwithBreeVandeKamp.EveryoneknewBreehadthenicestlawnintheneighborhood.Andnoonebegrudgedherthis.Noone,thatis,exceptMarthaHuber,whoseownlawnpaledincomparison.Nomatterhowcarefullyshetrimmed......orhowlovinglyshewatered......orhowgenerouslyshefertilized......thegrasswasalwaysgreenerontheothersideofthefence."
(Mrs.Huberthrowsdownsomefertilizershehadbeenholding,andnoticesthemiddle-agedmanjoguptoherplace.HestopsinfrontofMrs.Huber.)
Mrs.Huber:
"Hello,Victor,howareyoutoday?
Outjoggingagain?
"
Victor:
"Ican'tcatchmybreath."
Mrs.Huber:
"Wouldyoulikeaslurpfrommyhose?
"
(Henods,thencollapsestohiskneesfallingontheground.)
Mrs.Huber:
"Victor?
Victor?
Don'tworry,I'mgoingtogetanambulance!
"
(Shestartstogoinside,thenstops,lookingovernextdoortoBree'shouse.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Thenoneday,Mrs.Huberfinallygotthechancetomowdownthecompetition."
(Mrs.HubertransportsVictorbyredwheelbarrowtoBree'slawn,anddumpshimintheflowerbed.)
Mrs.Huber:
"Help!
Somebodyhelp!
"
Bree(gasps)."Whathappened?
"
Mrs.Huber:
"Hecollapsedonyourhydrangeas!
Call911!
"
(Breerunsinside.)
(Later,VictorisputonastretcherandEMSworkerswhiskhimawayinanambulance.Breelooksdownatherdestroyedlawnindismay.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Yes.Mrs.Huberunderstoodthefirstruleofcompetition.Inordertowin,youhavetowantitmore..."
Credits
[Bree'sHouse]
(ThereisacopyofMadameBovarybyGustaveFlaubertonawoodentable,nexttoatraywithcrackersandgarnish.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"WhenIwasalive,myfriendsandIcametogetheronceamonthforameetingoftheWisteriaLaneBookClub.Wefoundtheproblemsofliterarycharacterssoabsorbing...thewaytheydealtwithadversity..."
(Lynettepopssomepills.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...conductedillicitaffairs..."
(GabriellewalksbyJohn.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...endureddomesticdramas..."
(RexwalksoutofthehousewithBreelookingfrustratedbehindhim.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...andplannedromanticconquests."
(Susancirclesadateinhercalendarthatreads"DatewithMike!
")
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Butsincemydeath,myfriendshadlosttheirinterestinfiction.Theirownproblemshadbecomeabsorbingenough."
[Bree'sHouse]
Woman:
"So,whatdideverybodythink?
"
Lynette:
"IthoughtthecharacterofMadameBovarywas...veryinspirational."
(Shepushesherbabycarriagearoundtheroom.Susannodsheragreementassheturnsapageinhercopyofthebook.)
Woman:
"Inspirational?
Shepoisonsherselfwitharsenic."
Lynette:
"Really?
"
Woman:
"Youdidn'treaduntiltheend?
"
Lynette:
"Istoppedafterpage50."
Woman:
"AmItheonlyonewhoreadthebook?
"
Susan:
"Isawthemovie.Itwasreallygood."
Woman:
"Ladies!
I'msorry,butwh-wh-whatisthepointofhavingabookclubifwedon'treadthebook?
"
Bree:
"Morewine?
So,uh,Reba,EmmaandLori...Whydon'tyougirlscometothekitchenandhelpmewiththesnacks?
"
Woman:
"Sure."
Bree:
"Iwillberightin."
(ThethreewomenwalkintothekitchenandBreeclosesthedoubledoorsonthethreeladies,trappingtheminthekitchen.)
Bree:
"God,Icouldn'twaittogetridofthem!
So,LynettesaidthatyoufoundZack."
Susan:
"He'satarehabilitationcenter.Juliesnuckinandactuallytalkedtohim."
Lynette:
"Didhesayanythingabouthismother'ssuicide?
"
Susan:
Therewasn'tenoughtime.Hedidsayonethingthatwaskindofmysterious.HesaidsomethinghappenedtosomeonenamedDana,andthathecouldneverevertalkaboutit."
Gabrielle:
"Whothehell'sDana?
"
Lynette:
"That'sthemysterypart."
Susan:
"IfigureDanahassomethingtodowithwhatMaryAlicewastryingtohide."
Lynette:
"SosomebodyfoundoutMaryAlice'ssecret..."
Bree:
"...andsentthenote."
Gabrielle:
"Sowhothehellisthat?
"
(Susanshrugs.)
(ThedetectivelaysacopyofthepurplestationarynexttoMaryAlice'snoteinfrontofPaul.)
Detective:
"Thestationaryisparticle#17,100%cotton.ItismadebyCyprusOfficeProducts.Instoresintwelvecities,includingyours.Wetracedthatpostmarkbacktoyourlocalpostoffice."
Paul:
"Meaning?
"
Detective:
"Meaningthattheblackmailerisprobablysomeoneyouknow.Aneighbor,milkman,poolboy,soccermom..."
Paul:
"Soccermom?
"
Detective:
"Mr.Young,sometimesevildrivesaminivan.Ihadthisgigonce,trackingdownthisPTAmom,washell-bentonlandingherdaughteraspotontheparadefloat.Fedanti-freezetohalfthehomecomingcommittee."
Paul:
"Didyoucatchher?
"
Detective:
"Mr.Young,thepeoplewhohiredmedidn'thiremetocatchher."
[Lynette'sHouse]
(LynetteputsawayabookasTomcomesdownthestairs.Lynettescurriesaroundthekitchen,cleaning.)
Tom:
"Wow,honey,look,thisplacelooksspotless!
"
Lynette:
'Thanks."
Tom:
Listen,IhavecomeupwiththiskillerideafortheSpotlessScrubcampaign."
Lynette:
"Great!
Youwannarunitbyme?
"
Tom:
"No.I'mgood.But,thanks."
Lynette:
"Okay."(Shesmilesandturnsaway.)
Tom:
"Well,that'sthething.YouknowhowwheneverIpitchintheboardroomatwork,howKenneseyalwaystearsmyideasdowninfrontofthepartners?
"
Lynette:
"Yeah?
"
Tom:
"IinvitedthepartnersandtheirwivesoversoIcouldpitchtothemhere.AndIthoughtwecouldmakeaformaldinnerforsix.Wecouldsit,wecould..."
Lynette:
"Andwhenexactlywouldthisformaldinnertakeplace?
"
Tom:
"Uh...dayaftertomorrow!
"
Lynette:
"Tom''
Tom:
"Yeah,Iknow,Iknow,Iknow,IknowIknowit'sshortnotice."
Lynette:
"Youthink?
HowamIsupposedtopulloffaformaldinnerwithnowarning?
"
Tom:
"Idon'tknow.BreeVandeKampdoesthiskindofthingallthetime..."
(Lynettestopswhatshe'sdoingtostareathim.)
Lynette:
"Whatdidyousay?
"
Tom:
"Well,I'msorry,Ididn'tmeanitlikethat.That's-youknowwhat,forgetit.I'llcallandI'llcancel.Don'tworryaboutit."
Lynette:
"No,no.Let's,let'sdoit.
Tom:
"Really?
"
Lynette:
"Yeah,it'sgoodforyourcareer.I'llpullitoff."
(Tomcomesoverandkissesher.)
Tom:
"Yes.Honey,thankyou.Somuch.Youknow,what,Ipromise.Ilandyouthisaccount,andI'mgonnabuyyousomethingawfulpretty."
(Hegoesbackupstairs.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"LuckilyforTom,Lynettehadarecipeforsuccess..."
(Sheopensthedrawerwiththepills,butupontakingitout,realizesthatit'sempty.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...unfortunatelyforher,shewasmissingthesecretingredient."
[OutsideGabrielle'sHouse]
(MamaSolisissittingonthefrontporch,reading.Johnturnsoffthelawnmowerandgoestohistrucktogetsomething.Hisphonerings,soheanswersit.)
John:
"Yeah?
"
(It'sGabrielle.Shecomesoutonherbalconyasshetalks,lookingdownathim.)
Gabrielle:
"It'sme.Don'tturnaround,mymother-in-lawcanseeyou."
John:
"Ihatethatshe'salwayswatchingus."
Gabrielle:
"Someetmeatthemotelinanhour?
John?
"
John:
"Uh,I'vegotplans."
Gabrielle:
"Socancel."
John:
"They'rewithDanielle.We'regoingtothemovies."
Gabrielle:
"Thatsoundslikeadate."
John:
"Yeah."
Gabrielle:
"Well,Ihaveaproblemwithyouseeingothergirls."
(Johnturnsaroundtostareupatherashetalks.)
John:
"Well,Ihaveaproblemwithyouhavingahusband.Iguesswe'llbothhavetolearntodeal."
(Hehangsuponherandstalksoff,withMamaSoliswatchinghimthoughtfully.Gabrielle,furious,stormsintoherbedroom,whereshetossesthephoneonherbedbeforegoingintothebathroom.)
John'sphoneringsandhelooksatthecallerID,whichreads"Mrs.Solis."
(Heanswersthephone.)
John:
"Don'teventrytomakeituptomebytalkingdirty".
(Thephonegoesdead.)
John:
"Hello?
"
(Upstairs,inGabrielle'sbedroom,MamaSolisclosesGabrielle'scellphone,alookofsmilingcomprehensiononherface.Sheputsthephonecarefullybackdownonthebed.)
[Principal'sOffice]
(Intheprincipal'sofficeofAndrew'sschool,RexandBreeareseated.BreeisreadingfromMadameBovarywhileRexsitsquietly.Theprincipalwalksin.)
PrincipalStark:
"Mr.andMrs.VandeKamp.So,yoursondecidedtoentertainsomeofhisfriendsyesterdaybyshovingafreshman'sheadintoalocker."
Bree:
"ThiswastheJohnsonboy?
"
PrincipalStark:
"Yes.Hebroketheboy'snose.Becauseofournotolerancepolicy,yoursonmayfaceexpulsion."
Rex:
"You'regoingtoruinhiswholefutureoveralittleroughhousing?
"
Bree:
"Rex,thiswaspracticallyassault."
Rex:
"Mrs.Stark,whatAndrewdidwasclearlywrong,butinhisdefense,hismotherandIaregoingthroughseveremaritalproblems."
Bree:
"Istha
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