《唐伯虎点秋香》英文搞笑版剧本Word下载.doc
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Iwantahamburger.
Iwantafriedchicken.
Iwantpotatochips.
IwantPepsi.
Ok,ok,findatablefirst,andsittherequietly.Iknowwhatyourfavoriteis.
(唐伯虎取完食物回来)
(按顺序发)Yourhamburger.Youfriedchicken…(看见秋香)Ur…whatabeauty!
(石榴忙梳妆)
石:
Wouldyouwanttotreatus?
Ok,ofcourse!
Joinus!
Oh,afreebigmeal!
秋:
That’snotsogood.Wehavetogo.
Why?
Let’shaveameal,afreemeal,andahandsomeguy.
Accordingtoyourtemperament,youtwomustn’tcomefromordinaryfamily.
Yes,wearefrom华府.Mynameis石榴.Ilikecooking,swimming,…
(Cellphoneringing)
Hello,oh,I’llbebacksoon!
对石:
Wehavetogo.MadamHuacalledus.
对唐:
Wearesosorry.Thankyouallthesame.
Seeyou.Thisismycard.
(看秋香,看老婆)唉!
NowIreallyknowwhatabeautyis!
(唐伯虎和祝枝山闲逛,在街上,见告示,一脸惊愕,转高兴)
Godblessme!
祝:
You’resocrazyaboutmoney?
Money?
No!
It’sasecret!
(鄙视状)Ur…Isee.Itmustbesomewomen.
Myparentsgivebirthtome,butyouaretheonlypersonwhoknowsme.Imustbequick!
Scenethree
(华府门前——一大堆人在府门前,唐跪在旁)
(音乐起:
二泉映月)
Everybody!
Attention,please!
Adutifulsonwillsellhimselfforthedeadfather.Pleaseshowsomemercyonme!
You,guy,whycomeheresoearlyjustdothiskindofbusiness?
Don’tyouknowitwillbringbadluck?
Goodlady,Ihavenootherchoice.
Youlooksofamiliar.Wehavemetbeforesomewhere?
Comeacrosseachotherwithnocareofacquaintanceornot.
Whatapity!
Butweonlyneedoneservant.
惨人:
HowmiserableIam!
Iwanttosellmyselfformywholefamily.
Itcan’tbetrue.
Showsomemercyonme.Lastnight,mywholefamilyexceptmeallwenttoheaven.AndIhaveheartattack,bloodcancer…Please,hiremeasyourservant.
Thisonedeservesmoresympathy.Let’shirehim.
(哭)Ok.
Madam,Icamefirst.
It’snotamatteroforder.
Yes,thisguy’sfamilyalmostallwenttoheaven.Youjustlostyourfather.Wereallywanttohelpyou,but…
But,I’malsomiserable.
Butthefactisheismoremiserable.Doyouhavesomethingmoremiserable?
I…Ur…Yousee,Ihaven’tcleanmynailsfordays.Theyaredirtywithmud.Doesn’titseemmiserable?
(惨人的小狗突然死去)
(痛苦)旺财…旺财…Howcanyoudie?
Youhavebeenwithmeforsomanyyears!
Sinceyoucametomyfamily,youhaveneverhadafullmeal.I’msosorryforyou.
(看见一只蟑螂,大叫)Becareful!
(石榴一退,踩死蟑螂)
Baby!
What’swrongwithyou?
Howcanyougofirst?
!
Ihavebeenwithyouforsomanyyears.Itreatyouasmybrother.Iteachyou,raiseyou.HowcanIimagineyougobeforeme?
秋香,Theyarebothmiserable,whatshallwedo?
Let’swaitandsee.
That’sgood.
(走到唐伯虎前)Bigbrother,don’tplaytricks.Youguy,please,dosomemake-upsfirst.Yousee,mybodyisfullofwound.Howcanyoulookmoremiserablethanme?
Pleasedon’tcompetewithme.ThemostthingIcan’ttolerateisthatsomeonecompeteswithme!
Canyoubemoremiserablethanme?
(唐捡起一棍,自断一臂)
Nowyousee,myarmisbroken!
HaHa!
Iwon’tgiveup.Iwillcontributemylife.(拿起棍子砸脑门,血流不止)Whocanbemoremiserablethanme?
(倒下)
Goodguy,youwin!
We’llmeetnexttimeifthereischance.
Thisoneisdead.Wedecidetohireyou.
Really?
Yes.
Youcangohomeforsomepreparations.Cometomorrow.
Miss秋香,thankyou!
(秋香回眸一笑。
)
Sheisflirtingwithmenow.I’llbesuccessfulsoon!
Scenefour
(秋香在房里读诗集)
(在窗外拿吉它)I’mapoet,aromanticpoet.I’magenius,anall-roundedgenius…
唐伯虎弹吉他…(音乐起:
河东狮吼插曲)
(生气状)Don’tbesonoisy.I’mreading.
唐伯虎正投入,没听见。
秋香尖叫…唐伯虎愣住
Don’tbesonoisy.I’mreading.
Ifyoudon’tlikeit,Icanpaintforyou.
秋香不屑一顾走开。
唐伯虎打响指叫来石榴。
(奔来)WhatcanIdoforyou?
Preparewritingbrushes,inksticks,paperandinkstonesforme.
Ok,I’llbebacksoon.
石榴送来笔墨纸砚,唐一面观察秋香一面作画。
You’resogreat!
Youcannotonlysing,butalsopaint.HowbeautifulIaminyourpainting!
唐作好画。
Miss石,you’resobeautiful,andwearegoodfriends,right?
Yes,we’remorethanfriends.(害羞)
Canyoudomeafavor?
I’lldoeverythingforyou!
Cool.Canyouhelpmetosendthisto秋香?
Thanksalot!
What?
(由喜转怒,把画抢过来走了)
(毁画)Youshouldpaint秋香!
Iwon’tgiveittoher!
石榴见到秋香。
Thisiswhat华安givestoyou!
Idon’twantit.
It’syourbusiness.Hereyouare.
(秋香打开画,哭了)
Ascholarwoulddieratherthanbehumiliated.
(路上遇到唐伯虎)
(兴奋地问)Haveyoureceivedmypresent,miss?
Heng!
(转身离去)
ItseemsthatIfailagain.(叹气)
石榴来。
Huasirhopesyoucandosomethingforhim.
It’sapieceofcake.Aboutwhat?
Hewantsyoutowriteanoticeforhim.
(不耐烦的)Tobespecific.
秋香willbemarriedsoon.Acontestwillbeheldtochooseherfuturehusband.
It’sreallygod’shelp!
Noonecanbethefirstexceptme.
Youandmeareaborncouple.(不满委屈)
Scenefive
MadamHua:
Ladiesandgen…No,everygentlemanhere,thankyouforyourcoming.YoumusthaveheardthatIhaveamaidcalled秋香,whoisfamousforhertalentandbeauty.Itreatherasmyowndaughterandwanttofindasatisfyinghusbandforherinthiscontest.Everyonewhowantstoget秋香,comeon!
Thisisyourshowtime!
石榴:
Nowletmeintroducefivespecialguestsforyou.
Thefirstone:
黄飞鸿(音乐起:
男儿当自强)
Thesecondone:
许文强(音乐起:
上海滩)
Thethirdone:
包青天(音乐起:
包青天)
Theforthone:
霍元甲(音乐起:
霍元甲)
Thefifthone:
樱木花道(音乐起:
灌篮高手)
唐伯虎上。
唐:
Don’tcompetewithme.秋香ismine!
石:
Action!
众人上,把唐伯虎围住,殴打。
唐伯虎从中逃出。
黄飞鸿把众人扫倒。
二人皆胜
出,对峙。
MadamHua:
(对观众)Thetwogentlemenareneckandneck.Theycanbecalledtalents.Thismustbeamorefiercecompetition.Everyoneofyou,don’tgoaway.
(对二人)Eachofyouwillhaveoneminutetodeliveryourlovewordstowards秋香.Itis秋香whowilldecideherfuturehusband.
黄:
Gowithme.(拉住秋香)
Stop!
眼泪)
(深情地,泪眼汪汪的)
Thefurthestdistanceintheworld
Isnotbetweenlifeanddeath
ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou
Yetyoudon’tknowthat
Iloveyou…
(深深感动,对华夫人说)Ichoosehim(指唐).Nowcanyoutellmewhoyouare?
Idon’tbelievethatyouarejustapageboy,foryouhavesuchoutstandingtalent.
HaHaHaHa…Youareright.Iamthefamous,handsome,humors,lovelyguywhoranksthefirstofthefourtalentsinJiangnan——唐—伯—虎!
Howdareyoucoverthefactforsuchalongtime?
Imustteachyoualesson!
(抡起棍子)
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